Well, I recently got it to the point where I finally get to what was inside!
Ahhhh money money money money money. I already had big plans for that $50! And if it happened to be a $20, well, that was OK too.
It was wrapped inside and coiled tight. I pulled off the cling wrap, carefully peeled off the supporting tape and….
Let me try that again… a dollar! Woo hoo!!
Hey, it was $1 more than I woke up with. And besides, that couple of months was still much better than playing the lottery because I knew I definitely won at least $1 cash money. And it kept me amused much longer than a scratch ticket would.
The soap was pretty good throughout this whole time, and the consistency of the bar was pretty even too.
Now where did my wife’s Money Bar go off to?