The FDA just announced they have approved a “Implantable Miniature Telescope (IMT)” that can be implanted on one eye.
“The IMT is a small telescope that replaces the natural lens and provides an image that has been magnified more than two times…The IMT is available in two models: one that provides 2.2 times magnification and another 2.7 times magnification. The IMT is designed to magnify and project images onto a healthy portion of the retina. The IMT is intended to be implanted in only one eye; the non-implanted eye is used for peripheral vision.”
Dude. With just a little tweak, I’m sure these can be bionic eyes like the Six Million Dollar Man had!
Artificial limbs! Bionic eyes! I didn’t think the future would look so… well, so plain and normal.
There’s a lot of things in the “bad” column for these sets of eyes, but since this is the “1.0” version, the next version should have a lot of the bugs worked out.
Food Business News just posted an article that Wrigley has agreed to settle a lawsuit about “misleading advertising claims about the germ killing properties of the company’s Eclipse brand of gum and mints products.”
Apparently their Eclipse line of gum had a line that said it was “scientifically proven to help kill the germs that cause bad breath”. Unfortunately, the line didn’t wash in Florida, where the person filing the lawsuit said that “Wrigley was engaging in deceptive trade practices and that the Wrigley claim was a “breach of express warranty””.
Dude. Filing a class action lawsuit over chewing gum? Harsh.
Anyhow, the big prize is that “Wrigley will create a fund of $6 million, plus an additional $1 million, if needed, to reimburse consumers up to $10 who purchased Eclipse brand products featuring a “natural germ killing” message.”
I usually don’t post after the “news you missed” on the weekends, but I saw this on NOAA just now and had to post it.
Four tropical depressions? FOUR? Come on, man!! That’s just mean!
The one I’m worried about right now is the “Alex 2.0” right under the Yucatan Peninsula. That one’s definitely going to turn into a hurricane in the next day or so, and it’s taking its’ sweet time to come on in. That one’s gonna be ugly.
Here are some news stories from this week that I think the mainstream media completely missed out on. All links are from legitimate news sources and not the fringe / wacko sites.
* N.Y. Cigarette Tax Increase Boosts Pack to Almost $11!! Damn! OK, here’s what I’m thinking. There are 10 packs per carton, and I can buy them down here for $40.00 a carton, and that works out to $4 per pack. NYC stores are selling them for $10.80 a pack, so if I re-sell them in NYC for $7 a pack (assuming and allowing the NYC fence a $1.50 profit margin for them to resell at $8.50 locally and make a profit themselves), I’ll still make $3 profit per pack which works out to $30 profit per carton. Assuming I bring just one “master case” box of 50 cartons in the trunk of a car, that’s $1,500 profit. Forty “master case” boxes in the back of a mid-sized U-Haul will bring in $60,000 pure profit. I don’t re-pay taxes on cigarettes I buy in Texas when I visit another state, so this should be legal! It’s such a simple plan that I’m sure it’s illegal somehow. [BLOOMBERG]
* Dr. Pepper is now “temporarily” removing High Fructose Corn syrup and switching to real sugar. I’ve already bought a lot of the Mountain Dew throwback and the retro-Pepsi sodas, and I really liked both drinks in their “natural sugar” version. I’m going to buy as many real-sugar Dr Peppers as I can to try and keep ideas like this coming. [DIETS IN REVIEW]
* The true horror of the Gulf Oil Spill: The gulf, as we knew it, is never coming back. Because BP was too damn cheap to do build their rig right the first time. [PBS]
* A pilot gets into the “restricted zone” in the Gulf of Mexico’s giant oil spill and takes some “illegal” video of what’s really going on.
* Why the hell are these evil bastards at BP defying a direct order from the EPA to scale back the use of their toxic dispersant in the gulf? Why is anyone taking BPs’ word on how much dispersant they have used so far? And why the hell hasn’t the self-proclaimed “ass kicker-in-chief” done something about this? 25,689 gallons of a toxic chemical a day into the gulf isn’t something to just put sound bytes around, dammit. [CNN]
* “Wal-Mart Stores Inc.’s U.S. merchandising chief will leave the world’s largest retailer after a plan to remove some products from stores contributed to a decline in sales.” WalMart is harsh. Mess with their bottom line in any way and you get a nice pair of career-concrete shoes. [BLOOMBERG]
* The latest rumor is that Verizon will get the iPhone late this year or early next, and if it does come to pass, then “AT&T May Lose 1 Million iPhone Customers to Verizon”. Better make that one million and one if it’s true this time. [BUSINESSWEEK]
* In other iPhone news, Apple has just been popped with a class action suit over their new iPhone’s craptacular reception. It’s about friggin’ time!!! [BLOOMBERG]
* In news that is completely unrelated to the class-action lawsuit, Apple just announced that they are responding to the cell phone complaints with a “Signal Software Fix.” Soooo let me get this straight. The calculation they had on every iPhone up to now to display the bar-signal strength has been wrong this whole time? So the “fix” is to change how it’s measured? Isn’t this kind of like saying when you’re low on gas to change how your gas tank is measuring fuel? 1/4 of a tank is now the new 3/4 of a tank? No matter how you re-measure it, you’re still too low to get anywhere! [BLOOMBERG]
* In one final bit of Apple news, Anandtech takes a highly technical look at the new iPhone’s antenna. It’s a lot more complicated than my “gas tank” analogy and they review the nuts and bolts of the device. AT&T still sucks. [ANANDTECH]
* Schwarzenegger orders minimum wage for state workers [sacbee] and a California court says its legal. [BLOOMBERG] I do believe a quote from John McClane from Die Hard is appropriate for all the California state workers who are suddenly making as much money as the non-state workers… “Welcome to the party, pal!”
* Speaking of California, “$12,000 in welfare cash was dispensed from strip club ATMs from 2007 to 2009 as part of the state’s Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program.” Fortunately, “Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has ordered the department overseeing the program to remove casino and strip club ATMs from the list of permitted welfare disbursement sites.” I’d like to see the flaming bozo that thought it was a good idea to put these ATMs in these locations in the first place. West coast rep-re-sent! [FOX NEWS]
* A child abuse investigator was arrested in LA “on suspicion of having sex with teen”. What gets me is that they’re still using the phrase “on suspicion” for this evil bastich when police found the investigator and the 15 year old girl “having sex in a parked car”. Do we really need to say “on suspicion” for this? That’s a pretty clear situation to me! [FOX NEWS]
* Marines “preparing for shore leave in the Seychelles islands” are being warned not to reveal national secrets while they are out partying on shore leave. Apparently the commanders are showing them photos of the Russian spy Anna Chapman and warning them that “Whatever stereotypes they might have for spies are probably wrong.” Seriously? Do Marines really need to be told that female spies really do NOT talk viff a theeek ackhsent lyke thees, smoke un sigahrette en von ov zose plastic theengs, und haff zoos theen ehyebrows zhat ahrr shaped lyke rhhaaainbows? [WASHINGTON POST]
* “A Catholic cleric, who described himself as a “scumbag pedophile priest,” has been jailed for nearly 20 years for abusing 25 children in Australia.” This evil bastard abused children “as young as five years old” and was “frequently sadistic” with them. Right then. Can someone tell me why the whole “burning at the stake” thing was phased out? Because I think this would be the perfect opportunity to bring it back. I’ll bring the marshmallows. [MSNBC]
* Living to 100 may be in your genes. Now all we need to do is tweak the genes that don’t naturally go to 100 and we’re all set! [HEALTH NEWS]
* A recent article in Time magazine pays a visit to the red pill/blue pill debate. “Think You’re Operating on Free Will? Think Again”. Soooo if I go nuts at a sushi bar, it’s not my fault? I have no control that I’m craving octopus and tuna and shark? OK. I can live with that. [TIME]
* 238 presidential scholars agree! Bush was the “worst president” of the modern era and came in “fifth worst in US history”. Oh come on! That’s not fair! Bush did whatever Cheney told him to! Recount! Recount! [RAW STORY]
* Flying car? FLYING CAR? Yes! I can finally peel out of the stratosphere and do donuts over the ocean! Gimme gimme gimme! [FORBES] and [LUXIST]
* An 87 year old grandmother who was hooked to an oxygen machine in her bed was tazered by police. “Officer Thomas Duran says in a police report that Varner pulled a kitchen knife from under her pillow and threatened to stab and kill him if he tried to take her from her home.” Okey Dokey then. Now, I haven’t seen how big and badass this 87 year old grandmother was, but come on dude. She was on an oxygen machine. In bed. If you can’t disarm an 87 year old grandmother on an oxygen machine in bed, you might want to re-evaluate your career path. That and visit your friendly neighborhood gym a little more. [TBO]
* Condoms for elementary kids! Hey, what could possibly go wrong? [FOX NEWS]
* Remember that big swine flu epidemic last year? The one that ravaged the country? Yeah, me either. It turns out that “About a quarter of the swine flu vaccine produced for the U.S. public has expired — meaning that a whopping 40 million doses worth about $260 million are being written off as trash.” Somebody made some big money on this scam. [YAHOO]
* The French protest retirement age rising to 62! The nerve! Asking them to work like the rest of us do! What’s next? Messing with their nationwide-all-month-August vacation?! Sacrilege! [TBO]
* “Google struggles to give away $10 million” Struggling to give away $10 million? In this economy? They’re doing something seriously wrong! [CNN]
* “The father of a 7-year-old Oregon boy missing for more than three weeks filed for divorce from the boy’s stepmother on Monday.” Why is my spider-sense going AHOOOGA! AHOOOOGA! on this? [FOX NEWS]
* The “pre-existing condition insurance plan” is on the way. The press release is long, but worth reading. “The Pre-Existing Condition Insurance Plan, which will be administered either by a state or by the Department of Health and Human Services, will provide a new health coverage option for Americans who have been uninsured for at least six months, have been unable to get health coverage because of a health condition, and are a U.S. citizen or are residing in the United States legally. Created under the Affordable Care Act, the Pre-Existing Condition Insurance Plan is a transitional program until 2014, when insurers will be banned from discriminating against adults with pre-existing conditions, and individuals and small businesses will have access to more affordable private insurance choices through new competitive Exchanges. In 2014, Members of Congress will also purchase their insurance through Exchanges.” [HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES]
* Oh, and this upcoming new national health care law/plan? Yeah. It looks like it’s definitely going to mean very very very long wait times in the ER. That would be the one place on the planet you really CAN’T wait for! Hasn’t anybody thought this through? [YAHOO]
* The author of this blog has a very interesting debate on why P2P downloading is wrong. He’s an actual producer/composer of music and is very gentle on asking P2P groups to stop trading his music. [JASON ROBERT BROWN]
* A recent study finds that “prostate screening cuts cancer deaths.” In related news, seeing your doctor for regular checkups is a great way to remain healthy! [REUTERS]
* Woot was bought by Amazon? Noooooooooooooooo!!! Now instead of some really useful junk there’s going to be a ton of “didn’t sell on Amazon and nobody wants it” junk! And now everybody and their Aunt Petunia are going to know about WOOT and their epic WOOT-OFFs too! Damn you, free market capitalism! [WOOT]
* A ban on certain food dyes is under review. Apparently food dyes have been causing allergic reactions and making a lot of people sick. What’s really scary is if you ever see what color most popular food is after it has just been barfed out of a processor. That’s a great motivator to stick to natural foods. [CNN]
* A “Great White Shark Warning Issued for Massachusetts”. Ahhh. Great white sharks always remind me of my favorite Jaws movie quote… “Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin’ bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.” [BLOOMBERG]
At least it arrived faster than the initially scheduled July 8th. But still, 24 days is a very long time to wait for any laptop nowadays. Especially since Apple managed to get theirs delivered in 6 days.
The FDA just announced the company that makes Chicken of the Sea is recalling specific cans of Chicken of the Sea 12-ounce solid white tuna in water.
There’s nothing wrong with the product, but the cans did “not meet the company’s standards for seal tightness” due to an apparent “production error”.
The recall is limited to “1,105 total cases in the states of Wisconsin, Nebraska, Utah, Pennsylvania, New York, Maine, Colorado, Indiana, California and Oregon.”
“Consumers who purchased the product with the UPC code 4800000262, “Best By Date 2/10/2014″ and product code 7OA1E ASWAB, 7OA2E ASWAB, 7OA3E ASWAB, 7OA4E ASWAB, 7OA5E ASWAB, 7OAEE ASWAB or 7OAFE ASWAB are asked to call 1-877-843-6376 for return information and a full refund.”
No other Chicken of the Sea items are part of the recall.
Hurricane Alex already passed by us. Fortunately, we didn’t get any damage at all.
The hurricane is still crossing over Mexico and still has large bands of rain that swirl around and dump sheets of cold water on us. For the most part, it is clearing up pretty fast.
Hurricane Alex 2010-07-01 at 9.44.40 AM
There’s still a tornado watch for the county until late tonight and there’s also some low-lying areas that are just slightly flooded. But none of this is even close to what hurricane Dolly did a few years ago.
Alex Aftermath - Clouds photo 01
The skies alternate from suddenly becoming very dark to very bright white. When it goes white, it’s blinding to look up in any direction.
