I’m now officially… REVEREND Royce Eddington!
OK, I took a major shortcut about a week ago and went to
open-ministry.org ( EDIT 02/18/18 : oministry.com ) and got ordained in like two seconds online. But as of today, with all my official paperwork in, the county clerk confirmed I am now considered a legitimate reverend in the state of Texas!
And this next clip is so highly appropriate right now…