Lost in translation

True story.

Me: “Hi. I noticed the sign on the side of your building has said family jiz suite for about a month now.”

Super8: “Yes! Would you like to sign up for one?”

Me: “Uh… for a jiz suite?”

Super8: “Yes! A family jacuzzi suite!”

Me: “Jiz is an abbreviation for jacuzzi? Are you sure?”

Super8: “Yes! Jiz is jacuzzi!”

Me: “I see. Thanks, but I’ll pass.”

Lost in translation. Big time.