I was out having dinner with my beautiful wife late last night, and as we were walking around afterwards we were both stunned when we saw this…

Christmas decorations. At a retail store. For sale. In mid-August.

Dude. Hurricane season isn’t over! The turkey for Thanksgiving is still happily trotting around at the farm! The Halloween decorations are still in storage! Are retailers truly this desperate?!?

Ok, I think that was a cool robot ornament, but I didn’t buy it on principle, dammit!!