OK… I’m really, really hoping this is a fake screengrab.

It looks like Fox News interviewed Jason Smolanoff, a member of the Los Angeles FBI Cybersquad.

This is the screengrab that was posted online…

LAs FBI Cybersquad

LA's FBI Cybersquad

Tell me that’s not Windows XP in the background.

Tell me that’s not Windows XP using the Welcome screen as the login security.

Tell me that’s not a 10 year old “Matrix” green-rain screensaver running on that big beautiful monitor.

Tell me that’s not a two inch speaker hiding behind that big beautiful monitor.

Tell me that’s not a ps/2 keyboard and a “ball” mouse.

Come on FBI! I’ve got more modern tech in my garage sale pile! Spend some money! Put some FBI-worthy security and screensavers in place! Buy your Cybersquad agents some tech that was at least manufactured in 2008!!

My sincere sympathies, agent Smolanoff.