Before getting a taser gun, police have to be tased themselves. Why not apply this to waterboarding?

I just had a random thought.

Police officers all have to be tased before they are issued a taser gun, right? (Proof HERE and HERE and HERE)

This serves quote a few purposes. First, it shows the police officers how a taser can take the wind right out of your sails (IE: how much it friggin’ hurts!) and it also shows them how a taser affects a human body.

Is being tased survivable? Oh yes. As a matter of fact, you get back to “normal” very rapidly as soon as the current stops.

Is it justified to get tased for prolonged periods? Day and night? Ask someone who has been tased that question. My money is on “hell no”.

Can a taser kill you? Yes. It definitely can. (HERE and HERE and HERE)

So why not waterboard every “interrogator” that’s still over at the “still-not-closed-for-two-years” Guantánamo Bay so they can see how waterboarding affects a human body and if it’s justifiable to waterboard someone for prolonged periods? It works for tasers. Why not for waterboarding?

I bet if every politician who still approves waterboarding got just a 30 second dip, they would very quickly get on their high horse and make it a point to outlaw this form of torture. I bet if everyone who says waterboarding is OK actually got waterboarded themselves, the talk show/blog brigade would be focusing on nothing but outlawing this form of torture.

So how do you get waterboarding back into the spotlight? Maybe I should set up a “traveling waterboard” show and offer $1,000 for every five seconds on the board to anyone’s favorite charity if they take the dip? Show up with the show at carnivals, malls, WalMarts and Sunday-morning church parking lots for starters!

Ah, but wait… if an individual waterboards someone, they will be prosecuted for “domestic assault, false imprisonment, and making terrorist threats” (HERE and HERE).

A letter from Damon Swank from Torrance, Calif in the 11/23 edition of the Wall Street Journal makes a perfect closing point…

Is America Becoming Ruthless, Imperial?

“The Verdict on Holder” (Review & Outlook, Nov. 19) illustrates the decay of American principles of freedom and justice.

In better times, our nation comforted itself with the warm blanket of moral superiority. We disparaged whose nations conducting “show trials” and “kangaroo courts” which incarcerated prisoners without charges, trials and verdicts. In our view, such nations were morally and ethically primitive beasts.

How the tide has changed. It now suits American convenience to confine prisoners indefinitely without charges. We now seek that forum and those rules of evidence that will maximize the likelihood that defendants will be found guilty of all charges and will receive the punishment the government seeks. In the unlikely event of an acquittal, nothing will change. The condemned will remain imprisoned.

We have forfeited the moral high ground. Many nations now consider America to embody the ruthless, amoral traditions of torture and imperial conduct we formerly deplored. Ethically adrift, seeking results without regard to methods, we are morphing ourselves into pariahs.”

Post #600 just checked in!

The “Monday Morning Music” for today was post #600! Not too bad for a “making it up as I go along” personal blog!

To celebrate the 600th post, I’ve stolen posted some more comic covers that also passed the big “600”! (I have no idea what I’m going to to for the 1k post though!)

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Monday Morning Music : 11/29/10

Every Monday I like to post some music to start the week off on the right foot.

This week…

María José – La Ocasión Para Amarnos



The Dead Milkmen – Punk Rock Girl



John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band – On the Dark Side



…and finally, Parliament – Flash light

Out until Monday the 29th!

I’m going to take a much deserved vacation until Monday the 29th!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!

How not to suck at Powerpoint [slideshow by Jesse Desjardins]

Jesse Desjardins put together an outstanding slideshow on how “not to suck” at giving powerpoint presentations.

It’s a great (and quick) read with 5 major design mistakes to avoid…

YOU SUCK AT POWERPOINT!

View more presentations from @JESSEDEE.

RT Tuesdays : 11/23/10

Every Tuesday I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This last week on Twitter…

  • iOS 4.2 Update Wipe Out Your iPhone Music? Try this. http://t.co/OIZd3pW via @techcrunch (Nov 23rd via Tweet Button)
  • “Notes” on the iPad doesn’t let you AirPrint? Are you kidding me Apple? The iPad’s built-in notepad doesn’t support printing? (Nov 22nd via web)
  • New law: from 3 AM to 5 AM, no drive thru can ask if you want “regular or decaf” coffee. It won’t EVER be decaf coffee at 3, 4 or 5 AM! (5:41 AM Nov 22nd via Twitter for iPhone)
  • WSJ: New York’s high court ruled it is legal to take out a life-insurance policy and immediately sell it to a stranger. http://j.mp/ddmdx2 (12:03 AM Nov 21st via Twitter for iPhone)
  • Just watched movie “The Crazies”. Surprisingly good! Great movie for late night scare/thrill ride. (11:10 PM Nov 20th via Twitter for iPhone)
  • Scientists at CERN have captured and contained antimatter!! Anti-hydrogen atoms in a magnetic trap = trekkie bliss. http://j.mp/cKA7Md (11:37 AM Nov 18th via Twitter for iPhone)

Safco’s suggestion boxes use one master key

Long story short: The company I work for recently purchased a few dozen of Safco’s suggestion boxes from a couple of different stores.

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We were setting them up when I found out the suggestion boxes all use the same key.

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You can buy a Safco suggestion box online and use that key to open any other Safco suggestion box anywhere in the world.

Is this bad? Not necessarily. But it’s something to keep in mind if you intend to buy this $63 product.

The iPad’s built-in “Notes” app doesn’t support Air printing

I just finished downloading the latest iOS update from Apple, and within two minutes of using it, I found that the built-in “Notes” app on the iPad doesn’t support the new AirPrint feature.

The iPad’s built-in notepad doesn’t support printing. That’s. Hilarious.

Monday Morning Music : 11/22/10

Every Monday I like to post some music to start the week off on the right foot.

This week…

The Wombats – Moving to New York



The Specials – Too Much Too Young



Jo Dee Messina – My Give A Damn’s Busted



Joan Jett & the Blackhearts – I Love Rock N Roll



…and finally, Danzón no. 2 (AKA My Mexican Soul) – Philharmonic Orchestra of the Americas

News stories the mainstream media missed : 11/20/10

Here are some news stories from this week that I think the mainstream media completely missed out on. All links are from legitimate news sources and not the fringe / wacko sites.

* Those Amish heaters that are advertised on the late late night commercials? Turns out they’re 90% hooey, 6% baloney and 4% shenanigans. Or something like that. Consumer Reports exposes the funk. [MSNBC]

* What do McDonald’s, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Denny’s, Jack In The Box, Aetna, Cracker Barrel, Dish Network and Uncle Julio’s have in common? They’ve all been granted waivers from insuring their employees under ObamaCare! Wait, what? How did that happen? [HHS.GOV]

* I can sum up this next big expensive scientific study in four words and two punctuation marks… “Eat less. Live longer.” Do scientists need a TL;DR writer? And if so, where can I sign up? [MONTREAL GAZETTE]

* Speaking of scientific studies, scientists are absolutely baffled about this one woman from Texas who has to eat 8,000 calories a day just to stay alive. Thing is, she has a BMI of 10.9! For reference, “A body mass index (BMI) value of 20 to 25 is considered normal. Someone with a BMI of less than 16 is considered critically underweight.” If scientists can figure this major medical mystery out, this can have major implications for the whole world. Seriously. [SPIEGEL]

* A “cascading failure” is pretty much when one thing messes up another, and soon you’ve got something that wants to go all explodey-like. That happened on the emergency Qantas jet landing recently. It wasn’t just a “problem” engine that went thbttttt. “Kerosene was leaking from two of the 12 fuel tanks… an automatic extinguishing system failed to activate… the machines were unable to pump kerosene from the back to the front of the aircraft, causing it to become increasingly unstable as kerosene escaped… and one of the two hydraulic systems failed and important connecting cables were severed, including those leading to the outer engine one. Although the pilot could still control the engine manually, it could no longer be shut off AND the aircraft tire’s anti-lock system also stopped working, which caused three tires to burst when the plane touched down as a result, sending sparks into the air.” In related news, I ain’t never flying on no Quantas jets. [SPIEGEL]

* Speaking of cascading failures, the Euro may be in store for a cascading failure of their own if more Euro-based countries’ economies keep failing. This would be a “9” on the bad-chit-o-meter scale. [BLOOMBERG]

* George Bush says he authorized waterboarding in his new book, and paraphrasing somewhat, pretty much says waterboarding isn’t really torture and everybody else can suck it if they think it is. OK, Dubya, here’s a slow pitch for you to swing at… if waterboarding isn’t torture, why does it kill someone if you keep doing it? [THE ATLANTIC]

* And finally, the Pope said it’s OK for male prostitutes to use condoms. Nobody else, though. I’m just going to leave that right there and back away sloooowly. Very slowly. [THE STAR]