{"id":1653,"date":"2010-04-30T09:32:42","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T15:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=1653"},"modified":"2010-04-30T09:32:42","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T15:32:42","slug":"the-texas-double-whopper-makes-treadmills-weep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=1653","title":{"rendered":"The Texas Double Whopper makes treadmills weep"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I was at the drive through getting a BK Mocha Joe (my Friday crack fix, thankyouverymuch), when I saw this billboard on the side of the drive-thru.<\/p>\n

\"BK<\/a>

BK Texas Double Whopper<\/p><\/div>\n

I usually don’t hit the Whoppers because I know<\/em><\/strong> they’re bad, but this one actually looked pretty good. Double beef, bacon, cheese, and jalapenos! I actually forgot about Whataburger<\/a> for a brief second!<\/p>\n

Out of curiosity, I Googled the Texas Double Whopper to see just how bad it is. Caloriecount confirmed what I suspected…<\/a><\/p>\n

TEXAS DOUBLE WHOPPER<\/p>\n

Calories – 1050
\nCalories from Fat – 621
\nTotal Fat – 69.0g (106% Daily Value)
\nSaturated Fat – 26.0g (130% Daily Value)
\nCholesterol – 210mg (70% Daily Value)
\nSodium – 1910mg (80% Daily Value)<\/p>\n

I don’t think my treadmill has a setting for DAMN.<\/p>\n

Anyhow, I also found this commercial about the Texas double Whopper too. It made me laugh, but I still ain’t touching that sandwich with someone else’s 10 foot pole.<\/p>\n

<\/param><\/param><\/param><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I was at the drive through getting a BK Mocha Joe (my Friday crack fix, thankyouverymuch), when I saw this billboard on the side of the drive-thru. I usually don’t hit the Whoppers because I know they’re bad, but … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comic-humor","category-photos"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Pfyw-qF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1653"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1655,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions\/1655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}