{"id":1671,"date":"2010-05-06T14:21:13","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T20:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=1671"},"modified":"2010-05-06T14:24:08","modified_gmt":"2010-05-06T20:24:08","slug":"my-next-home-needs-a-waterslide-from-the-bedroom-to-the-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=1671","title":{"rendered":"My next home needs a waterslide from the bedroom to the pool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A secret underground mansion with a waterslide going directly from the bedroom to the pool? A central jacuzzi with an atrium above it?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lovelylisting.com\/2010\/05\/03\/funny-real-estate-like-living-in-your-own-underground-lake\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9397\" title=\"funny real estate - Like Living in Your Own Underground Lake\" src=\"http:\/\/lovelylisting.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/04\/undergroundlake1.jpg?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"funny real estate - Like Living in Your Own Underground Lake\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 598px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Slide A\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.countrylife.co.uk\/imageBank\/cache\/i\/ipc-sitescountrylifefeedsdatafeedsjacksonstopsstafftmppropertydataha36945.jpg_e_f48e61eb50d173e45716fa9aa6cd4c29.jpg?resize=584%2C373\" alt=\"Slide A\" width=\"584\" height=\"373\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Slide A<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 598px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Slide B\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.countrylife.co.uk\/imageBank\/cache\/i\/ipc-sitescountrylifefeedsdatafeedsjacksonstopsstafftmppropertydataha36945b.jpg_e_a2fdcb330f9ee060b00c42a7b953e65b.jpg?resize=584%2C329\" alt=\"Slide B\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Slide B<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 598px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Slide C\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.countrylife.co.uk\/imageBank\/cache\/i\/ipc-sitescountrylifefeedsdatafeedsjacksonstopsstafftmppropertydataha36945d.jpg_e_a2fdcb330f9ee060b00c42a7b953e65b.jpg?resize=584%2C329\" alt=\"Slide C\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Slide C<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Looks like a nice summer home for Tony Stark. <\/p>\n<p>Even though the realtor obviously photoshopped some parts of it, and I think 4,300 sq feet is kind of smallish for a $3 million dollar mansion, I still want it. <\/p>\n<p>Great news! I only have $2,999,980 to go! No problem!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.countrylife.co.uk\/property\/details\/property\/429380\/referrer\/search\/for-sale\/Bowdon-Cheshire.html\">Here&#8217;s the listing on Country Life (with more interior photos).<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A secret underground mansion with a waterslide going directly from the bedroom to the pool? A central jacuzzi with an atrium above it? Looks like a nice summer home for Tony Stark. Even though the realtor obviously photoshopped some parts &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=1671\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-want"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Pfyw-qX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1671"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1680,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions\/1680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}