{"id":1915,"date":"2010-06-21T14:24:08","date_gmt":"2010-06-21T20:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=1915"},"modified":"2010-06-21T14:24:08","modified_gmt":"2010-06-21T20:24:08","slug":"where-have-i-been-ask-the-little-blue-whale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=1915","title":{"rendered":"Where have I been? Ask the little blue whale!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was no Friday posts and no Saturday &#8220;News the Mainstream Media Missed&#8221; post this week because of <em>this<\/em> diabolical contraption&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/royceeddington\/4722243604\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Tharr she blooooows!!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1100\/4722243604_73235e3bc3_o.jpg?resize=389%2C233\" alt=\"\" width=\"389\" height=\"233\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking. &#8220;Ha! That little thing? It doesn&#8217;t look so bad!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oooooooo but you&#8217;d be wrong there. This little contraption will snatch your whole weekend away, all the while accompanied by little-baby-nephew-and-baby-niece screams of delight.<\/p>\n<p>It also, apparently, has the ability to temporarily regress grown adults back to a single-digit age.<\/p>\n<p>I finally subdued the monster late late late last night. But I have a sneaking suspicion it will be back again this Saturday.<\/p>\n<p>Back to work!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was no Friday posts and no Saturday &#8220;News the Mainstream Media Missed&#8221; post this week because of this diabolical contraption&#8230; I know what you&#8217;re thinking. &#8220;Ha! That little thing? It doesn&#8217;t look so bad!&#8221; Oooooooo but you&#8217;d be wrong &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=1915\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-testpost"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Pfyw-uT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1915"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1917,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915\/revisions\/1917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}