{"id":1915,"date":"2010-06-21T14:24:08","date_gmt":"2010-06-21T20:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=1915"},"modified":"2010-06-21T14:24:08","modified_gmt":"2010-06-21T20:24:08","slug":"where-have-i-been-ask-the-little-blue-whale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=1915","title":{"rendered":"Where have I been? Ask the little blue whale!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was no Friday posts and no Saturday &#8220;News the Mainstream Media Missed&#8221; post this week because of <em>this<\/em> diabolical contraption&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/royceeddington\/4722243604\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Tharr she blooooows!!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1100\/4722243604_73235e3bc3_o.jpg?resize=389%2C233\" alt=\"\" width=\"389\" height=\"233\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking. &#8220;Ha! 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