{"id":2252,"date":"2010-08-18T14:32:11","date_gmt":"2010-08-18T20:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=2252"},"modified":"2010-08-18T14:32:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-18T20:32:11","slug":"nooooooo-christmas-decorations-in-mid-august-photos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=2252","title":{"rendered":"Nooooooo! Christmas decorations in mid-August! [PHOTOS]"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was out having dinner with my beautiful wife late last night, and as we were walking around afterwards we were both stunned when we saw this…

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Christmas decorations. At a retail store. For sale. In mid-August.<\/p>\n

Dude. Hurricane season isn’t over! The turkey for Thanksgiving is still happily trotting around at the farm! The Halloween decorations are still in storage! Are retailers truly this desperate?!?

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Ok, I think that was a cool robot ornament, but I didn’t buy it on principle, dammit!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was out having dinner with my beautiful wife late last night, and as we were walking around afterwards we were both stunned when we saw this… Christmas decorations. At a retail store. For sale. In mid-August. Dude. Hurricane season … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comic-humor","category-photos"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Pfyw-Ak","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2252"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2264,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2252\/revisions\/2264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}