{"id":2340,"date":"2010-08-24T08:05:20","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T14:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=2340"},"modified":"2010-08-24T08:05:20","modified_gmt":"2010-08-24T14:05:20","slug":"holy-birds-and-the-bees-batman-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=2340","title":{"rendered":"Holy Birds and the Bees, Batman! [PHOTO]"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was out with my gorgeous wife at a local WalMart this last Saturday and I saw this three-hole-punched folder in the school supplies display in the front of the store.<\/p>\n

The headline says “What startling shock awaits the Dynamic Duo… and you!!”<\/p>\n

Batman is pulling a curtain back, pointing at a woman wearing a skintight costume (or something less). We can’t see who he’s pointing to, but the shadow of the woman is making the “come here” gesture (that or she’s holding something invisible).<\/p>\n

Robin is in shock, and says… <\/p>\n

“No, Batman!<\/strong> It’s not<\/strong> true… It can’t<\/strong> be!”<\/p>\n

Batman says… <\/p>\n

“You better<\/strong> believe it, Robin<\/strong>. That’s the way it has<\/strong> to be.”<\/p>\n

Check it out…
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Dude. Seriously. I’m still laughing.<\/p>\n

Here’s the back of the folder. It’s a real product from DC comics.
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And of course I bought it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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