{"id":2444,"date":"2010-09-03T09:53:02","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T15:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=2444"},"modified":"2018-02-18T16:00:02","modified_gmt":"2018-02-18T22:00:02","slug":"reverend-eddington-in-da-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=2444","title":{"rendered":"REVEREND Eddington in da’ house!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

That’s right. It’s true.<\/a> <\/del>( EDIT 2\/18\/18<\/strong>: It’s true! NEW LINK<\/a> )<\/p>\n

\"Certificate<\/a><\/center> <\/p>\n

I’m now officially… REVEREND<\/strong> Royce Eddington!<\/p>\n

OK, I took a major shortcut about a week ago and went to open-ministry.org<\/a><\/del> ( EDIT 02\/18\/18 :<\/strong> oministry.com<\/a> ) and got ordained in like two seconds online. But as of today, with all my official paperwork in, the county clerk confirmed I am now considered a legitimate<\/em> reverend in the state of Texas!<\/p>\n

And this next clip is so highly<\/em> appropriate right now…<\/p>\n

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That’s right. It’s true. ( EDIT 2\/18\/18: It’s true! NEW LINK )   I’m now officially… REVEREND Royce Eddington! OK, I took a major shortcut about a week ago and went to open-ministry.org ( EDIT 02\/18\/18 : oministry.com ) and … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comic-humor","category-reverend-ness"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Pfyw-Dq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2444"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4718,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444\/revisions\/4718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}