{"id":2444,"date":"2010-09-03T09:53:02","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T15:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=2444"},"modified":"2018-02-18T16:00:02","modified_gmt":"2018-02-18T22:00:02","slug":"reverend-eddington-in-da-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=2444","title":{"rendered":"REVEREND Eddington in da’ house!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

That’s right. It’s true.<\/a> <\/del>( EDIT 2\/18\/18<\/strong>: It’s true! NEW LINK<\/a> )<\/p>\n

\"Certificate<\/a><\/center> <\/p>\n

I’m now officially… REVEREND<\/strong> Royce Eddington!<\/p>\n

OK, I took a major shortcut about a week ago and went to open-ministry.org<\/a><\/del> ( EDIT 02\/18\/18 :<\/strong> oministry.com<\/a> ) and got ordained in like two seconds online. But as of today, with all my official paperwork in, the county clerk confirmed I am now considered a legitimate<\/em> reverend in the state of Texas!<\/p>\n

And this next clip is so highly<\/em> appropriate right now…<\/p>\n

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That’s right. It’s true. ( EDIT 2\/18\/18: It’s true! NEW LINK )   I’m now officially… REVEREND Royce Eddington! OK, I took a major shortcut about a week ago and went to open-ministry.org ( EDIT 02\/18\/18 : oministry.com ) and … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comic-humor","category-reverend-ness"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t