{"id":2533,"date":"2010-09-16T08:15:44","date_gmt":"2010-09-16T14:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=2533"},"modified":"2010-09-16T08:15:44","modified_gmt":"2010-09-16T14:15:44","slug":"vampire-zombie-ghost-clown-seriously-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=2533","title":{"rendered":"Vampire zombie ghost clown? Seriously? [PHOTO]"},"content":{"rendered":"

This ought to strike terror into the hearts of just about everybody for Halloween. Allow me to present\u2026 Vampire zombie ghost clown.

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Sooo\u2026 seltzer spritzer bottle filled with holy water? Rubber wooden stake? A shotgun with little red noses as buckshot? Batarang upside the head? An exorcism with the “Circus!” theme playing in the background?

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The power of the big top compels you!! The power of the big top compels you!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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