{"id":3115,"date":"2011-01-14T11:36:40","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T17:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=3115"},"modified":"2011-01-14T11:36:40","modified_gmt":"2011-01-14T17:36:40","slug":"recall-toxic-waste-brand-nuclear-sludge-chew-bars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=3115","title":{"rendered":"Recall: Toxic Waste brand Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Toxic Waste brand Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars. Seriously. Somebody sat down at a desk and said &#8220;I KNOW! WE WILL CALL OUR PRODUCT TOXIC WASTE BRAND NUCLEAR SLUDGE CHEW BARS! THE KIDS WILL LOVE &#8216;EM!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Shockingly, Toxic Waste brand Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars have been recalled by the FDA today. <\/p>\n<p>Even though Toxic Waste brand Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars are imported fresh from Pakistan, somehow, &#8220;the cherry flavor of the above-listed product contains elevated levels of lead (0.24 parts per million; the U.S. FDA tolerance is 0.1 ppm)&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Lead. In a candy imported from Pakistan. Called Toxic Waste brand Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars.<\/p>\n<p>When I win the lotto, I think I&#8217;m gonna&#8217; put some crushed Ritz crackers with some lime powder in a bright-glow baggie, call it ETERNAL DRAGON SCALES FROM THE BLOOD TIGER JUNGLE and see if I can&#8217;t knock off Toxic Waste brand Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars off the shelf. Hey, no matter what I put out there, it can&#8217;t be worse than sucking on imported lead from Pakistan!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fda.gov\/Safety\/Recalls\/ucm240012.htm\">Here&#8217;s the link to the FDA recall notice.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toxic Waste brand Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars. Seriously. Somebody sat down at a desk and said &#8220;I KNOW! WE WILL CALL OUR PRODUCT TOXIC WASTE BRAND NUCLEAR SLUDGE CHEW BARS! THE KIDS WILL LOVE &#8216;EM!!&#8221; Shockingly, Toxic Waste brand Nuclear &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=3115\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recalls"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Pfyw-Of","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3115"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3118,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115\/revisions\/3118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}