{"id":3846,"date":"2012-08-31T22:27:58","date_gmt":"2012-09-01T04:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=3846"},"modified":"2012-08-31T22:27:58","modified_gmt":"2012-09-01T04:27:58","slug":"staples-now-sells-an-ultimate-travel-bag-online-for-2-billion-dollars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=3846","title":{"rendered":"Staples now sells an “ultimate travel bag” online for $2 billion dollars"},"content":{"rendered":"

Staples.com is now selling an “ultimate travel bag” for the low low price of two billion dollars.<\/p>\n

$2 billion, 147 million, 483 thousand, 647 dollars and 99 cents to be exact.<\/p>\n

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\"Ultimate<\/a>

Ultimate Travel Bag!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Wow. They’re not joking around when they whip out the “ultimate” label for something!<\/p>\n

What’s mildly freaky is that I have apparently ordered this item before since it is showing up in “My Previously Ordered Items”, but there’s no photo available of what it looks like.<\/p>\n

Either I’ve been “flashy thinged” by the Men In Black, or someone at staples.com needs to run some database maintenance ASAP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Staples.com is now selling an “ultimate travel bag” for the low low price of two billion dollars. $2 billion, 147 million, 483 thousand, 647 dollars and 99 cents to be exact.     Wow. They’re not joking around when they … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comic-humor","category-math-like-stuff"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t