{"id":4072,"date":"2014-06-14T23:48:17","date_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=4072"},"modified":"2014-06-14T23:48:17","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:48:17","slug":"somebody-didnt-do-their-market-research-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=4072","title":{"rendered":"Somebody didn&#8217;t do their market research [PHOTO]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whoever decided to try and sell something named KuKui near Mexico has either (a) never done any market research in their life or (b) has a particularly vicious sense of humor.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4073\" style=\"width: 978px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4073\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4073\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/royceeddington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/KuKui-Oil-photo.jpg?resize=584%2C782&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"KuKui photo\" width=\"584\" height=\"782\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/royceeddington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/KuKui-Oil-photo.jpg?w=968&amp;ssl=1 968w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/royceeddington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/KuKui-Oil-photo.jpg?resize=224%2C300&amp;ssl=1 224w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/royceeddington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/KuKui-Oil-photo.jpg?resize=764%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 764w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4073\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">KuKui photo<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>For the rest of the world that has no idea what a KuKui is, it&#8217;s a very famous folktale monster told to misbehaving kids around Mexico. &#8220;You better behave, or the KuKui will get you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The closest thing to a KuKui in the US is the &#8220;boogeyman&#8221;, but saying &#8220;you better behave, or the boogeyman will get you&#8221; isn&#8217;t even close to the kind of terror mentioning a KuKui can bring.<\/p>\n<p>You know, now that I&#8217;m thinking about it, maybe I should have bought a bottle. For research purposes, of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoever decided to try and sell something named KuKui near Mexico has either (a) never done any market research in their life or (b) has a particularly vicious sense of humor. &nbsp; For the rest of the world that has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=4072\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-comic-humor","category-photos","post_format-post-format-image"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Pfyw-13G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4072"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4074,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4072\/revisions\/4074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}