{"id":4164,"date":"2015-01-07T03:01:58","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T09:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=4164"},"modified":"2015-01-07T03:01:58","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T09:01:58","slug":"crispy-sweet-bread-is-a-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=4164","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Crispy Sweet Bread&#8221; is a LIE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you that don&#8217;t know already, here&#8217;s a very important safety tip: &#8220;Crispy Sweet Bread&#8221; is neither sweet nor is it a bread.<\/p>\n<p>I was at a restaurant and ordered this innocent sounding side, expecting some professional variation of a Krispy Kreme donut.<\/p>\n<p>No. Oh no. &#8220;Crispy Sweet Bread&#8221; is, in fact, some seriously twisted cousin of chitlins.<\/p>\n<p>Lies. Damn lies!<\/p>\n<p>WHY call something &#8220;Crispy Sweet Bread&#8221; if NONE of the words involved in the description are in the dish?!? If I wanted chitlins, I would have ordered chitlins!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s OK. That&#8217;s alright. Two can play that game.<\/p>\n<p>From now on&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Louisiana Swiss Cake&#8221; will refer to unshaven pig snouts<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Fluffy BooBoo Pancakes&#8221; will refer to unsalted burnt grits<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;California Thai Tofu&#8221; will refer to rooster feet in BBQ sauce<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Basted German Apples&#8221; will refer to shoe leather<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Crispy Sweet Bread&#8221;&#8230; the nerve.<\/p>\n<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4165\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/royceeddington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/WHOOF.jpg?resize=371%2C340&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"WHOOF\" width=\"371\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/royceeddington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/WHOOF.jpg?w=371&amp;ssl=1 371w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/royceeddington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/WHOOF.jpg?resize=300%2C275&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 371px) 100vw, 371px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you that don&#8217;t know already, here&#8217;s a very important safety tip: &#8220;Crispy Sweet Bread&#8221; is neither sweet nor is it a bread. I was at a restaurant and ordered this innocent sounding side, expecting some professional variation &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=4164\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Pfyw-15a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4164"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4167,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4164\/revisions\/4167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}