{"id":884,"date":"2009-12-28T08:44:15","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T14:44:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=884"},"modified":"2009-12-28T08:45:19","modified_gmt":"2009-12-28T14:45:19","slug":"att-says-you-dont-have-enough-towers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=884","title":{"rendered":"AT&#038;T says &#8220;you don&#8217;t have enough towers&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was too good not to immediately post this morning.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2009\/12\/att-customer-service-new-york-city-is-not-ready-for-the-iphone.html\" target=\"_self\">According to an article on the consumerist<\/a>, AT&amp;T is no longer selling iPhones in New York City. You know&#8230; <em>the<\/em> New York City? One of the greatest cities in the United States?<\/p>\n<p>When the Consumerist went online with AT&amp;T customer service to find out why, they were told by a rep named Daphne&#8230; &#8220;I am happy to be helping you today. Yes, this is correct the phone is not offered to you because New York is not ready for the iPhone. <em><strong>You<\/strong><\/em> don&#8217;t have enough towers to handle the phone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>AT&amp;T is not even trying anymore. They actually have the unmitigated balls to tell a customer that it&#8217;s their fault there aren&#8217;t enough towers in their city. Instead of getting off their duff and fixing their network, they&#8217;re restricting sales to <em>new, paying<\/em> customers&#8230; customers who <em>want<\/em> to buy their product&#8230; because their busted-ass network is past their capacity to manage.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em><strong>You<\/strong><\/em> don&#8217;t have enough towers to handle the phone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think AT&amp;Ts solution to the problem will be to fire Daphne, then issue a press release to say &#8220;we&#8217;re striving to be the best and will continue to do everything we can to be the best because we are the best at talking about what&#8217;s the best&#8230; blah blah blah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>AT&amp;T&#8217;s pinhead managers apparently decided not to let anyone else into their network because they&#8217;re past the maximum threshold their ancient system can handle, so they&#8217;re done with that city. And by proxy, so is the iPhone.<\/p>\n<p>Hey Apple \/ Steve Jobs. You might want to review your contract with these idiots to see if there&#8217;s something in there you can hammer them with. Because, quite frankly, if you don&#8217;t do something about this, every other cellular carrier is going to notice you don&#8217;t mind when someone walks all over you and smacks you around a bit. And think of it this way, too&#8230; do you think Microsoft (under Gates or Ballmer) would stand for a fraction of this treatment from their partners? Ask yourself, What Would Microsoft Do if this was happening to them?<\/p>\n<p>Time to unleash the hounds and get some respect back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was too good not to immediately post this morning. According to an article on the consumerist, AT&amp;T is no longer selling iPhones in New York City. You know&#8230; the New York City? 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