{"id":911,"date":"2009-12-30T12:55:34","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T18:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=911"},"modified":"2009-12-30T11:32:15","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T17:32:15","slug":"christmas-valentines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=911","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Valentine’s?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So there I was at the local HEB (a major southern grocery store for those of ya’ll up North). Just getting some cereal and milk. When I saw this…<\/p>\n

\"Christmas<\/a>

Christmas Valentine's 1<\/p><\/div>\n

The Christmas trees were not pulled down yet. Wreaths were still stacked high in the front of the store. The poinsettias were still bright red and fragrant. It wasn’t even New Years’ eve’s eve’s eve yet<\/p>\n

And there’s Cupid, already being pimped out.<\/p>\n

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Christmas Valentine's 2<\/p><\/div>\n

That’s just slightly ridiculous.<\/p>\n

And think about this… you know they already had the chocolate hearts in stock around mid December if they are able to put the display out now. So you know those chocolates are going to be nice and tasty-fresh by February 14th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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