{"id":916,"date":"2009-12-30T18:45:57","date_gmt":"2009-12-31T00:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=916"},"modified":"2009-12-30T16:32:39","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T22:32:39","slug":"fbis-los-angeles-cybersquad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=916","title":{"rendered":"FBI’s Los Angeles Cybersquad"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK… I’m really, really hoping this is a fake screengrab.<\/p>\n

It looks like Fox News interviewed Jason Smolanoff, a member of the Los Angeles FBI Cybersquad.<\/p>\n

This is the screengrab that was posted online…<\/p>\n

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\"LAs<\/a>

LA's FBI Cybersquad<\/p><\/div>\n

Tell me that’s not Windows XP in the background.<\/p>\n

Tell me that’s not Windows XP using the Welcome screen as the login security.<\/p>\n

Tell me that’s not a 10 year old “Matrix” green-rain screensaver running on that big beautiful monitor.<\/p>\n

Tell me that’s not a two inch speaker hiding behind that big beautiful monitor.<\/p>\n

Tell me that’s not a ps\/2 keyboard and a “ball” mouse.<\/p>\n

Come on FBI! I’ve got more modern tech in my garage sale pile! Spend some money! Put some FBI-worthy security and screensavers in place! Buy your Cybersquad agents some tech that was at least manufactured in 2008!!<\/p>\n

My sincere sympathies, agent Smolanoff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OK… I’m really, really hoping this is a fake screengrab. It looks like Fox News interviewed Jason Smolanoff, a member of the Los Angeles FBI Cybersquad. This is the screengrab that was posted online… Tell me that’s not Windows XP … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-rant"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t