{"id":916,"date":"2009-12-30T18:45:57","date_gmt":"2009-12-31T00:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=916"},"modified":"2009-12-30T16:32:39","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T22:32:39","slug":"fbis-los-angeles-cybersquad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/?p=916","title":{"rendered":"FBI’s Los Angeles Cybersquad"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK… I’m really, really hoping this is a fake screengrab.<\/p>\n

It looks like Fox News interviewed Jason Smolanoff, a member of the Los Angeles FBI Cybersquad.<\/p>\n

This is the screengrab that was posted online…<\/p>\n

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\"LAs<\/a>

LA's FBI Cybersquad<\/p><\/div>\n

Tell me that’s not Windows XP in the background.<\/p>\n

Tell me that’s not Windows XP using the Welcome screen as the login security.<\/p>\n

Tell me that’s not a 10 year old “Matrix” green-rain screensaver running on that big beautiful monitor.<\/p>\n

Tell me that’s not a two inch speaker hiding behind that big beautiful monitor.<\/p>\n

Tell me that’s not a ps\/2 keyboard and a “ball” mouse.<\/p>\n

Come on FBI! I’ve got more modern tech in my garage sale pile! Spend some money! Put some FBI-worthy security and screensavers in place! Buy your Cybersquad agents some tech that was at least manufactured in 2008!!<\/p>\n

My sincere sympathies, agent Smolanoff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OK… I’m really, really hoping this is a fake screengrab. It looks like Fox News interviewed Jason Smolanoff, a member of the Los Angeles FBI Cybersquad. This is the screengrab that was posted online… Tell me that’s not Windows XP … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-rant"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Pfyw-eM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=916"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":918,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions\/918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royceeddington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}