News stories the mainstream media missed : 05/01/10

Here are some news stories from this week that I think the mainstream media completely missed out on. All links are from legitimate news sources and not the fringe / wacko sites.

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* 10,000 people are about to undergo forced sterilization in China. This isn’t mentioned anywhere in the US mainstream media, but it’s all over Europe. This sounds like an evil rat bastard thing they’re doing until you realize…. wait, no, it is an evil rat bastard thing they’re doing. Nevermind.  [SKY.COM]

* A commanding officer in the military in Iraq tells his subordinates… “If someone in your line gets hit with an IED, 360 rotational fire. You kill every mother****** on the street.” The solider under his command says… “and you couldn’t just disobey orders to shoot, because they could just make your life hell in Iraq. So like with myself, I would shoot up into the roof of a building instead of down on the ground toward civilians. But I’ve seen it many times, where people are just walking down the street and an IED goes off and the troops open fire and kill them.”  BTW, this soldier interviewed is the Army Ranger who saved the children in the van from that infamous Apache shootout a few weeks ago. He has a lot to say. Definitely read this to see how things in Iraq *really* are. Oh, and Obama… why the HELL are we still in Iraq? [WSWS]

* How trusting would you be if you heard that a judge and a prosecutor were having a secret ongoing affair with each other? Would you trust or believe any judgment in the cases they made together? The US Supreme Court did! They said it was OK to the point of letting a man stay on death row! Has no one on the Supreme Court ever heard the “If you do this for me…” compromise-thing in a relationship? [WASHINGTON POST]

* Speaking of trusting, it’s really a sad commentary on our society when someone who has a condition where they automatically and completely trust everyone is the “problem”. It’s called Williams Syndrome, and this story about a child affected with it will really will make you think about the world. Hollywood? Are you paying attention? This has “academy award” written all over it. [NPR]

* Speaking of Hollywood, they now want “real” women for their movies and are looking at casting outside of California. Apparently the local “actresses” are too plastic for them. Good idea Hollywood! Run with it and try casting “real” men next! [NY TIMES]

* The latest hot supplement is Omega-3 fatty acids. “Research shows they promote heart health and reduce pain in people with rheumatoid arthritis. They also may help treat autism, bipolar disorder, depression, Alzheimer’s disease, ADHD and prostate cancer.” But it doesn’t do windows or laundry? Next! [LA TIMES]

* You’ll never ever see this in the mainstream media…. new research shows fizzy drinks and processed foods are linked to premature aging! D’oh! [TELEGRAPH.CO.UK]

* Trick question… if the medical care is so good in this country, why is it far cheaper to fly to London to have the same procedures done? [CNN]

You never saw this

You never saw this

* There were two super secret military rocket launches in the US this week. Well, OK, obviously not so secret because those launches are on the internet with a lot of photos. Anyhow, the first launch was the military version of the space shuttle, which “can stay in orbit for up to 270 days, whereas the Shuttle can last only 16 days” and is designed for “launch(ing) a surge of small satellites during periods of high international tension.” The second was a “prototype of a new weapon that can hit any target around the world in less than an hour.” Soooo maybe this is the first step toward a space military that can say “nuke ’em from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” And by the way, why was this launch completely glossed over in the US and only covered by the Times Online overseas? [TIMES ONLINE]

* In the “I see this going wrong in all sorts of ways” category, the “gene that allows growing a new head” has been identified! And we need to have two heads because? Wait. Seriously. Don’t answer that. [THE REGISTER]

* In another of the “I see this going wrong in all sorts of ways” category, “Scientists in California plan to use the world’s biggest laser to set off a nuclear reaction so intense it will make a star bloom on the surface of the Earth. If they succeed they say they could solve the planet’s energy crisis.” Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! A star ON the Earth? I think those scientists missed a teeny little detail in their plan! [CNN]

* NASA screws up a balloon launch. I mean, come on! Just let go of the string! It works every single time for me! [YAHOO]

* Those dirty rotten bastiches who send spam emails have pulled an idea from computer technical support companies…. they’re getting people in developing countries to work for them. [NY TIMES]

* Speaking of dirty rotten tricks, when GM said they paid back their loan “in full, with interest, years ahead of schedule.” It turns out… no. It’s all a bunch of lies. [REASON]

* In case I haven’t mentioned it before, I think anybody who says they are doing something “for the children” has ulterior motives. Exhibit A: An anti-piracy group said at their latest convention that ”Child pornography is great! By playing that card, we can get them to act, and start blocking sites. And once they have done that, we can get them to start blocking file sharing sites.” [CHRISTIAN ENGSTROM]

* A corrupt attorney at Homeland Security? Taking bribes? Noooooooo! [JUDICIAL WATCH]

* Infertility might begin in the womb? Wait… how does that work? [INDEPENDENT.CO.UK]

* The most blindingly obvious idea yet – use the Sahara to generate solar power. Good luck getting everyone in the area to play nice long enough to get the generators installed, though. [GUARDIAN]

* On the not-so-blindingly obvious side of things, Texas says the state’s water can handle “10 times more bacteria in some of the state’s creeks, rivers and lakes” so more dumping is OK! WTF!! I have an idea. Make the state senators drink a glass of water every day from Texas lakes and streams while they are in session. If the water can handle “10 times more bacteria” and not taste barfiliciously funky, they shouldn’t have a problem! [AUSTIN POST]

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* Obama said to Wall Street this week “I Do Think at Some Point You’ve Made Enough Money.” Right. Where to start with this comment… how about by **whose** definition have you made enough money? The ones who have money already? And who is to say what the limit is? If I had 100 million dollars, I can guarantee it’s not enough for all of my dreams to come true. I would love to help Bill Gates create safe nuclear energy systems across the nation. I would love to create a national food bank with a computerized warehousing system to rival WalMart to help in feeding the truly destitute who have nothing to eat. I would love to re-establish a sustainable space program and have tiered space stations (plural!) that gradually expand out into our solar system. I would love to push stem cell research *hard* in the hopes of stopping all the thousands of variations of the damned “big C”. The problem isn’t who has “enough” money and who is making “enough” money. It’s the bozos who do stupid, petty and trivial things with the money they have and with the government who tries to mandate controls on individuals’ lifestyles. The video of his comment is below…

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* “A sudden change in the Atlantic Gulf Stream, which new research has linked to the mass extinction of dinosaurs, may happen again, many scientists fear. The shift could be abrupt, and climate experts advise that we must continue to monitor the present warning signs, such as influxes of fresh water into the North Atlantic, and slowdowns of the Atlantic Gulf Stream.” Daaaaaaamn. Just in time for the oil spill! [DISCOVERY]

* Finally, the SciFi channel (now known as the uber macho name SyFy) is abandoning most science fiction programming and is now airing WWE Smackdown. You gotta give them partial credit here. Is the WWE Science? No. Is it Fiction? Ah-hah! [MSNBC]

The Texas Double Whopper makes treadmills weep

So I was at the drive through getting a BK Mocha Joe (my Friday crack fix, thankyouverymuch), when I saw this billboard on the side of the drive-thru.

BK Texas Double Whopper

BK Texas Double Whopper

I usually don’t hit the Whoppers because I know they’re bad, but this one actually looked pretty good. Double beef, bacon, cheese, and jalapenos! I actually forgot about Whataburger for a brief second!

Out of curiosity, I Googled the Texas Double Whopper to see just how bad it is. Caloriecount confirmed what I suspected…

TEXAS DOUBLE WHOPPER

Calories – 1050
Calories from Fat – 621
Total Fat – 69.0g (106% Daily Value)
Saturated Fat – 26.0g (130% Daily Value)
Cholesterol – 210mg (70% Daily Value)
Sodium – 1910mg (80% Daily Value)

I don’t think my treadmill has a setting for DAMN.

Anyhow, I also found this commercial about the Texas double Whopper too. It made me laugh, but I still ain’t touching that sandwich with someone else’s 10 foot pole.

26% (or 1.31 gb) gone in one night

Way back in December, I ranted about how a 5 gigabyte limit on internet connection plans are completely unrealistic.

Late last night I was updating one of my laptops and found this in the update que.

1.31 out of 5 gone

1.31 out of 5 gone

1.31 gigabytes of core system updates. That’s 26.2% of my monthly allocated bandwidth gone in one night.

On a related note, I think it’s nucking futs that 1.31 gb of data still takes 5 hours to download on one of the major (and better) wireless companies in the United States. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is laughing at us coming in at 28th place in the internet connection speed race! You know things are bad when France is royally beating us senseless, too.

Anybody who says 5 gigabytes is more than enough for one month of internet use needs to leave the 1990’s behind and get some new tech.

Bill Cosby – Himself

Bill Cosby - Himself

Bill Cosby - Himself

The latest CD I pulled from the 266 CD stash is Bill Cosby – Himself. The TL;DR version is that it’s still a funny CD, but the HBO/DVD special is far better.

Long version : This CD brings back a lot of memories for me. Bill Cosby was the first “adult” comedian I was able to listen to on my parent’s original LP collection late at night. Completely without their approval and knowledge, of course! Little did I know the Bill Cosby I was familiar with from the Fat Albert cartoon was not the same character who was recorded in the comedy circuit! I remember hearing “adult” topics from him was shocking the first time I played one of his concerts on vinyl. By today’s standards, though, he is very inoffensive, and yet far more genuine in his delivery than any other comedian in recent memory.

This CD is a compilation of the same show that aired on HBO waaaay back in the 80s. Having heard Cosby’s previous material on vinyl, I was definitely ready for the HBO special when it aired. Although this CD captures the main portions of the comedy show, it’s just not the same. There are dozens of minutiae you lose out on by not seeing his facial effects that accompany the delivery of the jokes and punchlines. There are also lead-ins and denouements in the HBO special that greatly enrich the jokes and bridge one segment into the next. Having seen the HBO special first, I know exactly what is missing in this CD.

Having said all that, it’s still a good slice of nostalgia for me. The jokes will probably fall short for the current generation, but for me, this was a very pleasant diversion down memory lane. I still laughed out loud at “The Dentist” and “Natural Childbirth” segments, while the rest of the CD had me smiling throughout the performance.

If you can, I recommend you see the Bill Cosby, Himself DVD first. Keep the CD for the iPhone/iPod.

4 out of 5 stars.

You can still buy the Bill Cosby: Himself CD from Amazon.

Super Mario Brothers Crossover is addictive!

If you have some time to kill, I highly recommend this free online game…

Super Mario Brothers Crossover

Super Mario Brothers Crossover

Super Mario Crossover lets you play the original Nintendo Super Mario Brothers game as either the original Mario character, MegaMan from MegaMan 1-X, Link from Zelda, Samus from Metroid, the Bill R. from Contra, or Belmont from Castlevania.

Each character still has their own individual game moves and acts just like they were transplanted into Mario’s world.

It’s a lot of time-wasting nostalgic fun!

Click the photo above or here to jump to the site.

Prescription Medicine Cap Trick

If you have one of those prescription bottles with the highly annoying child proof catch-lock on the side…

Prescription Medicine Cap 1

Prescription Medicine Cap 1

…and if you want to make it a lot easier to open, just flip the prescription lid over! There are threads on the top of the prescription lid so you can seal the medicine vial with just a twist or two.

Prescription Medicine Cap 2

Prescription Medicine Cap 2

No more child proof catch-lock things to hassle with!

Like the saying goes, it may be old news to everyone else, but it’s new news to me.

Dwight Yoakam – Dwight’s Used Records

Dwight's Used Records

Dwight's Used Records

The second CD that was pulled out of the 266 CD pile was Dwight Yoakam’s album titled Dwight’s Used Records. (Yes, I really do listen to everything!) The TL;DR summary is that it’s a cover CD where he “deep country fries” a lot of hits other musicians have performed.

Here’s the long version: I couldn’t concentrate on some of the songs. It wasn’t a clear country album throughout the CD to me because I know most of the cover songs on this album pretty well. I couldn’t hear “I’m Bad, I’m Nationwide” without hearing ZZ Top in my head. Same with the “Loco-Motion” and hearing Kylie Minogue’s 80’s take instead. He does sing every song on the album very well, and carries through all the different musical variations fairly adeptly. His voice is up to the musical challenges of each song, and I think he does knock the adaptations of the original country songs way out of the ballpark. His notes are always held at a good solid pitch and aren’t screeched out as many of the country wannabees try and pass off as authentic singing.

Fair warning – Yoakam pulls everything into deep country music on this album. This isn’t the popular-mainstream-Taylor Swift-crossover kind of cover stuff. If you get the CD, expect country music.

My favorite track was “Mercury Blues”, and I definitely would listen to “Miner’s Prayer” and “Paradise” again.

Having said all that above, it’s good overall. I’ll rate it a solid 3.7 out of 5. It was an entertaining listen, and showed Yoakam can stretch pretty far in different directions while keeping his core sound intact.

You can get Dwight’s Used Records at Amazon here.

Dan Zanes – Rocket Ship Beach

Dan Zane's Rocket Ship Beach

Dan Zane's Rocket Ship Beach

The first CD I pulled out of the 266 CD pile is Dan Zane’s Rocket Ship Beach. The TL;DR summary is that this CD is all about songs for kids, but they are played so that adults will actually enjoy them too.

Here’s the long version : The songs on this CD reminded me of the giant 33 LP records from my childhood, but with modern musical interpretations. The overreaching hyper-kinetic-sweetness of the old vinyl era music isn’t here, but the innocence of the songs and the good will of the singers is.

My favorite song by far on this CD was “All My Friends Live In The Woods (with Simon Kirke)”. A close second was the very heartfelt final song “Over The Rainbow (with Donald Saaf)”. Every other song is outstanding, though. Sheryl Crow gently knocks “Polly Wolly Doodle” out of the ballpark, and Suzanne Vega does a great “Erie Canal” you really feel compelled to sing along with. The only hiccup is that “Father Goose (with Rankin’ Don and the Rocket Ship Singers)” takes a minute to get to the music, but once it does, the song mixes snippits of childhood favorites over a gentle beat that’s pretty addictive.

This CD comes in a cardboard-style book with the CD case/insert as part of the back cover. None of the songs will get kids overly hyper, but it won’t leave them bored either. I think it strikes a perfect balance of entertaining the kids and getting them up to dance but not over-stimulating them enough to have them run around the house screaming one vowel at the top of their lungs. I really think it’s the perfect CD for kids to listen to and for parents to have nearby.

You can still order Rocket Ship Beach at Amazon and you can listen to MP3 clips on Amazon from here as well.

I rate it a five out of five. It’s a perfect CD for kids and genuinely fun for adults to listen to.

Project 266 kickoff – 5 CDs a week for a year

So I’ve just added up how many CDs I purchased at the $1 sale a local store was having to liquidate their entire music collection.

Initially I purchased 77 CDs for $77, but now the grand total is 266 audio CDs.

I spent $266 to get audio CDs that averaged $11.99 each at regular retail price. If I bought these CDs at their original price of $11.99 * 266 = $3,189.34.

I saved $2,923.34.

That’s just all kinds of nuts.

I’m ripping them all now, but every week I’ll post a review of 5 CDs from the stash. Maybe daily. I figure if I actually focus on 5 CDs a week, I’ll get a better appreciation of them over the course of a year.

I’m gonna need a very big friggin’ hard drive to dump all these to now.

Monday Morning Music : 04/26/10

Every Monday I like to post some music to start the week off on the right foot.

This week….

Animal Collective – Brothersport

Miles Davis – Blue in Green

and finally India Arie – the Alphabet song (on Sesame Street!)