One possible way to keep photos on your camera from being confiscated

Let’s say, hypothetically of course, you’re the kind of person who takes photos of foreign Law Enforcement Officers and their activities.

And let’s say, again hypothetically, those foreign LEOs in the country you are visiting just don’t feel all that pretty at that particular moment, and if they realize you have taken a photo of them, they decide to move toward you asking (very nicely, of course!) to see all the photos you just took.

I think I found a way out of a situation like this.

Hypothetically, of course.

First off, if you know you’re going to be in a foreign country, you really need to bring a new blank memory card for your camera. The risk of losing a special photograph just because it’s on the same memory stick you’re currently traveling with just isn’t worth it. Spend the $10 to $20 and have a new, blank memory card in your camera when you travel.

Second, you will need to take a series of this next image as the initial photos on your camera’s new memory card (click to enlarge)….

NO IMAGES ON CAMERA

NO IMAGES ON CAMERA

You will have to set your digital camera to capture “low light” or manually change the settings so you don’t get the “waves” on your monitor coming out on the photo. Plus you might need a tripod (or a stack of books) to make sure the image is in the same position in every photo.

When you have 7 (or more!) photos of that image, click to review it on your camera. If it looks centered and passable, you’re all set.

Here’s what hypothetically happens. As some foreign LEOs are heading toward you, press PLAY (or REVIEW) on your camera to get to the photos you have already taken. Hide every menu option that shows up on the LCD (that usually means pressing the DISPLAY button to cycle through the display options). When the camera’s LCD display is showing the photos you have already taken in full screen, press FORWARD on the review buttons to jump back to these first photos you took.

Photos that appear to say the camera’s memory card is empty.

Jump ahead 3 or 4 photos so you can cycle back and fourth.

Now here’s the moment you want to go for the academy award for best acting in a foreign film… act very apologetic. Very contrite. Right before the foreign Law Enforcement Officers get to you, say you’re very, very sorry, you didn’t know there was a problem taking photos in that area, and you have already erased the whole memory card. That’s why you were pushing all those buttons on your camera as they got closer! Show them the camera display, and press forward twice and back twice.

It really is better if your performance lets you keep the camera in hand, but if the foreign Law Enforcement Officers do grab your camera from you, and if you’re lucky, they will also press FORWARD and BACK to see if there are any images on the camera.

Nope. None at all officer!

And then, when you’re far, far away, you should immediately email those photos to get them out of your possession!

Of course, this is all just a silly hypothetical situation, and I have no idea if it will work at all in the real world. No idea whatsoever!

Best of luck, everyone!

Want to legalize drugs? Here’s my solution. [RANT]

I keep hearing more and more groups online advocating the legalization of drugs in the United States. Those in favor of this idea say legalizing drugs would dramatically decrease the violent drug-related crime across America and would also be a big boost to the government’s bottom line in the form of taxes on the legal drug sales.

Personally I think legalizing drugs in all 50 states would be a horrible idea. Alcohol and cigarettes kill enough people already. But this idea will not go away. So how about this… legalize all drugs in Nevada as a test. Nevada can pick the county it will be legal in. Anything goes. You want it, it would be for sale there. Cocaine. Meth. Speed. LSD. Marijuana. Everything.

Let Nevada be the only state with that one county where everything is fully legal for five years. Nevada can set whatever tax they want on each sale for each specific item, collect all income for the state, set their own enforcement rules and control the structure of the community of the country the drugs will be legal in. I say pay the federal government 6% of the gross to top it off.

During those five years, increase the penalty for selling and/or using drugs in all of the other 49 states. I’m talking extra severe. Mandatory no-parole 2 year term for possession. Mandatory no-parole 10 year term for distributing. Tack on additional years at each judge’s discretion.

The DEA would still be necessary, but mainly as a inter-state drug enforcer role (IE: making sure drugs don’t get out of Nevada into the other 49 states).

After this five year test, allow the other 49 states to define their drug policy by majority vote.

If Nevada becomes a success, the other states will emulate them very quickly. Job stimulation, overall increased income and sound state-specific social programs all created with very minimal government intervention is the positive idea behind legalizing drugs.

If Nevada fails, then the drug problem will have been mostly concentrated in one location which can be more easily dealt with, and the other 49 states (and everyone clamoring for legalizing drugs) will have indisputable proof of drug legalization’s failure.

Either way, it sounds too easy to work, right?

10,000 US citizens died by US government alcohol poisoning during prohibition [RANT]

A short time ago, a story broke on SLATE about something I’ve been unable to put out of my mind. The United States government poisoned the alcohol supply of the bootleggers during prohibition with the intent to kill those drinking the product. As a direct result, 10,000 US citizens died at the hands of the government by 1933.

There is no ambiguity about this. Government employees were given express sanction by those higher in the bureaucratic hierarchy to murder those who were violating the law. It was enough justification that these individuals did not agree with the governments’ interpretation of right and wrong for them to perish. And the most horrific component of this farce is that the government murders were directly endorsed by those same citizens that supported prohibition. Members of society who encouraged the government murders said that “bootleggers and their law-breaking alcoholic customers deserved no sympathy” and even went so far as to say that the “lawmakers opposed to the poisoning plan of being in cahoots with criminals”.

I don’t think I’ve read anything quite as horrifying as this.

This happened during the supposed innocent time of America. This during the supposed “golden years” of flappers, big band music and wide eyed dreams of the future that occasionally made the jump into reality. There were no imminent external threats, no nuclear clouds on the horizon, and the cataclysm that came to be known as the great depression was still deeply enshrouded a few years away.

10,000 people died because they “deserved” to die.

I’ve occasionally wondered how many activities are illegal in this day and age that were enjoyed by our grandfathers and great grandfathers. Perhaps in innocence, or perhaps with malice, the rationale for the ownership of mercury thermometers, sanitized dietary tapeworms, heroin, asbestos, theominal, absinthe, cocaine and even certain tobaccos have faded into obscurity. But how many activities do we partake in now that may one day be illegal at the whim of the body politic? Activities we take for granted at this time because the majority of people are enjoying the same things we are?

Does someone deserve to die for drinking a sweetened caffeinated beverage? Does someone deserve to die for inhaling a dead plant? Does someone deserve to die or eating a candy laced with high fructose corn syrup? Does someone deserve to die for drinking water from a plastic bottle? Any of these questions are patently ridiculous to ask in this day and age. As equally ridiculous as asking if someone deserves to die for drinking a beer or a shot of whiskey. But who can say for certain this will always be so evident?

First, there are constitutional laws and due processes in place that are designed to prevent this kind of government sanctioned massacre from happening, but even to this day, both political parties still attempt to pass “adjustments” to these constitutional processes on a weekly basis. I firmly believe even in the slightest modification to due processes and/or the constitution must be met with extreme skepticism and impassioned debate. Because even though the system in place now is exasperatingly slow in correcting injustices, eventually the truth does find its’ way back to the surface and into the mainstream consciousness. And often, and just as slowly, a metered justice tends to follow afterwards.

To allow the government to change or amend any of the due processes afforded to us, the citizens of the United States, is just another invitation for the government to give us what they think we deserve.

But solely blaming the government as a whole for these injustices is not right. Just like there are hundreds of honest, hardworking police officers who go through herculean tribulations every single day without complaint or protest, only do be undone by a handful of dishonest peers, so too is every branch of the government. For every unsung good deed or golden treasure buried in the governments’ history, there are loud and vulgar perversions that pull our attention away from those who labored for the just and right.

Which brings me to my second concern. Government must be diligently monitored and constantly called to task for decisions made on every level by every member of the government. The ownership and responsibility of this task belongs equally to both the politicians who are in office and the population as a whole. Because I believe, now more so than ever before, the moral failure of individuals in the government who are entrusted with enacting out the will of the state it is not simply a possibility. It is inevitability.

To prevent another poisoning, to prevent another sanctioned “open season” on those who are currently breaking the current fancies and whims of the politicians of the day, we must, as a community, get involved. Not just watch the news and type angry emails to people we already know. Write the Senators. Write the House of Representatives. Skip the TV once in awhile and attend a city council meeting. When a member of big government comes to town, attend their little soirees and ask some questions.

And the third, final, and most difficult of these concerns – the need to confront those individuals who are encouraging irresponsible behavior in government. Those who would sanction government atrocities simply because it would further their own personal worldviews. It’s been my personal experience the hardest enemy to fight is the one who incites others to mindlessly do their bidding. When an opponent and their legion of brainwashed supporters shout “if you don’t agree with us, then you agree with the enemy”, then the fight is not only with each mantra-chanting individual enchanted by the cause, but also with an entire ideology itself.

In my opinion, the only way to fight this monster is with logic. Logic on a personal, individual, grassroots scale. To gently convert individuals back to a reasoned conclusion. To point out the errors in their ideology’s foundations and convert these individuals back away from the extreme fringe they have landed on, all the while doing so without malice or avarice. From there, one convert will become two, then four, and then exponentially eat away at the hive mind mentality until it is no more. Unfortunately, this often requires the greatest investment of time and personal sacrifice, and the results are slow in coming.

Government will ignore a handful of those on the fringe calling for a presently unheard-of idea to be enacted. But if their voices reach enough critical mass, then the government will follow without question or guilty conscience. Because it is, after all, what the people want.

Maybe I’m wrong about all this and my rocker just needs a little adjusting. Maybe all this is because I’m finally old enough to realize things really don’t take care of themselves. Maybe I’ve realized if something like this can happen in the best of times, there’s not much to keep it happening in the worst of times.

I’m pouring myself a jack and coke to think it over some more.

The FBI is now actively pushing for the tracking of all cell phones

The FBI is now actively pushing for the tracking of all cell phones. “On Friday, the first federal appeals court to consider the topic will hear oral arguments in a case that could establish new standards for locating wireless devices.”

The article on CNET also says… “In that case, the Obama administration has argued that warrantless tracking is permitted because Americans enjoy no “reasonable expectation of privacy” in their–or at least their cell phones’–whereabouts. U.S. Department of Justice lawyers say that “a customer’s Fourth Amendment rights are not violated when the phone company reveals to the government its own records” that show where a mobile device placed and received calls.”

No kidding!

Obama taught constitutional law for awhile. I think he knows about the fourth amendment.

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

This is very straightforward. Cell phones are personal effects. Just like a car. Just like a home. Just like a boat. According to NOLO’s PLAIN-ENGLISH LAW DICTIONARY, it says Personal Effects are… “An expression often found in wills to refer to the personal property that the will maker owns at death. For example, ‘I leave my personal effects to my daughter Jane.'”

Cell phones definitely fall into the “personal effects” category. You own them. You use them. You customize them. And you put even more of your other personal effects on them in the form of photos, music, movies and ringtones. To say “a customer’s Fourth Amendment rights are not violated when the phone company reveals to the government its own records” is akin to saying a captain’s right to anything on his boat is null and void because he doesn’t own the water he is sailing on.

Law enforcement needs a warrant to secure any and all “personal effects” from an individual. A warrant issued from a judge with specific definitions and criteria for law enforcement to follow so they do not abuse their own power or the power of the state. If a criminal matter involves an individual’s personal effects, the information to be gathered to be used as evidence in a court of law must be obtained by a warrant-approved search.

The abandonment of warrants for gathering evidence is very wrong. That the Obama administration is actively pursuing this is nauseating.

The Obama administration is doing the exact same things that the Republican administration was doing before. He is wanting to actively infringe on individual rights.

I did not vote for Obama in order for him to implement more of the same.

Congratulations, Mr President. Your actions are successfully pushing me back to the “dark” side. And it hasn’t even been your full term yet.

If this policy is passed, and you sign it into law or endorse it through a signing statement or even approve of it by inaction to stop it from becoming implemented, I will strive toward rectifying what is now seeming more and more like a terrible mistake when I voted for you the first time.

Have you ever wondered why the Tea-Bag party, loony and disorganized as they seem, are gaining momentum? Why people are paying attention to them?

Hope < Trust

I don’t want the Tea-Bag party to come to power as they are. But I definitely don’t want this tracking plan implemented.

Here’s the cell phone story on CNET…

…and here’s the legalese.

The FBI wants a record of where you’ve been online

The FBI wants to follow you on the internet. Specifically, “they just want to know who you are, where you’ve been and what you did while you were there.” Right now they specifically want the origin and destination of all activity on your computer, but those requirements are still subject to change as the final version of the law draws near.

This data retention act will fall under the old reliable excuse of searching for and “investigating child pornography”. And while they are searching for those bastard child pornographers, anything else they come across that’s illegal or any assorted “other serious crimes” will be fair game! Convenient, even if it is a touch unconstitutional!

This is the great change? This is how you treat the citizens of the United States? Where’s the outrage? Where’s the great mass of people to cry out over this injustice? The only think I can think of is that everyone is afraid that if you voice opposition to this act, you might be misconstrued as defending child pornography.

Well let me populate the FBI’s watch list right now by saying FBI chief Robert Mueller is a jackass for wanting this policy enacted. Do I have the attention of all the keyword tagging programs now? Good.

Watching the citizens of the United States’ private activities when they are under no suspicion of any crimes whatsoever is wrong. It is a clear violation of the fourth amendment of the constitution concerning unreasonable search and seizure. This is not a supposition on my part. This is the actual writing of the fourth amendment… “No Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.” All law enforcement search and arrests should be limited in scope according to specific information supplied to the issuing court, usually by a law enforcement officer, who has sworn by it.

Searching for “other” crimes when you can not even prove there are any “other” crimes being committed at all is illegal for the government to enact and sanction. It is the difference in a police officer witnessing a secondary crime or directly witnessing illegal activity while serving a judicially issued and legally sanctioned search warrant, and a police officer breaking into a locked home with the intention to look for “other serious crimes” because there’s a child pornographer living somewhere in the city.

You’re not looking just for one specific target to prosecute if you’re going to actively go after “other serious crimes”. You’re not looking just for one specific criminal activity if you’re going to consciously use the all encompassing “other crimes” label in an attempt to validate your activities.

Acts and laws that are the effective equivalent of bottom trawling is an active step toward the persecution of thoughtcrimes. Just because an individual visits a website does not mean they endorse or support the views of the website’s author or endorse or support the content posted by other individuals who are also visiting that website. So why gather the origin and destination activities of individuals unless it is to gather the identities of those individuals who are examining views and opinions contrary to existing laws, popular opinion and the current majority’s political desires?

Child pornography is pure evil. But this act, well intentioned or not, must not stand.

What can be done? For starters, I’m going to write my senator and my representative. Pen and paper tends to get the best results. Then I’m going to donate to the EFF, login to their forums, and see what can be done from there.

We now return you to the inoffensive personal blog already in progress…

Here’s a link to the article on CNET.

Here’s another link to the article on CONSUMERIST

Update on StopThisBill.Org

Well, that was humbling.

That personal project website I put up has generated exactly nothing. The consensus from people I asked about StopThisBill.Org is that Scott Brown’s victory in Massachusetts has made the whole website unnecessary.

My problem is that I prefer a well thought out healthcare bill as opposed to the train wreck is is still floating out there… and I wanted to send a message about that.

I do still think it is possible for the Democrats to try and pushing the poorly constructed bill through for a presidential signature regardless that Scott Brown now has a seat. It would be a protracted and very dirty fight, but it could be done. And it is also conceivable if the Democrats can get just a few Republicans to turn to supporting the bill, the bill can be pushed through even though Scott Brown has the ability to generate a Republican filibuster.

Even though my StopThisBill.Org project wound up as cannon fodder, it’s not all bad. I actually learned some things.

* People are passionate about politics. Even if there’s a common direction, everyone will have a different way they want to get there.

* Peer review is good. Asking for opinions from people who know more than you do will bring out some outstandingly good feedback.

* Don’t get attached to projects.

* Run with your ideas. If I paid attention to my gut instincts and put this website up when I first thought of it, it might have made a blip on the collective radar. Miss by an inch or a mile, it’s still a miss.

* Decent domain names are still available.

* 1&1 hosting is awesome.

* I can generate a website like StopThisBill.Org from absolutely nothing in less than 24 hours.

New website : StopThisBill.Org

Full disclaimer: I voted for Obama. I wanted a change from apparent direction this country was heading in the previous administration. And I believed in Obama’s campaign ideas of a better America.

But I also think it will be a tremendous mistake if the healthcare bill, as it is currently written, passes into law. I think it has become far too distorted and amended from its’ original version to be a viable healthcare option for this country.

I would like your help in changing the healthcare bill before it is too late.

I just registered stopthisbill.org .net and .com. and stopthatbill.org, .net and .com to try and make a difference.

This new website I created has a simple initial petition. I want the health care reform bill, as it is written now, stopped and re-considered.

My hope is that the initial petition, after reaching a few thousand names, will attract enough legislative attention to stop the existing health care bill before it is enacted into law.

I also added a simple discussion forum on this website in the hopes that a second petition can be created through community forums. A second petition, authored by the internet community, that specifically outlines what should be in the healthcare plan and what should not be.

I think there’s a great collective intelligence online, and I would very much appreciate any help in signing the initial petition, and creating a second directive-based petition.

Hopefully this little project will draw some attention in a positive way to get the idea of healthcare back on track.

For now, I’ve added a page-peel effect in the upper right corner of this website to push some traffic to stopthisbill.org. And I’m going to cross-post this announcement on some other blogs I’m a member of tonight and tomorrow.

Please feel free to tell me what you think about this idea either here or on the stopthisbill.org website or emailing me at admin(at)stopthisbill.org.

We now return you to the personal website already in progress…

FBI’s Los Angeles Cybersquad

OK… I’m really, really hoping this is a fake screengrab.

It looks like Fox News interviewed Jason Smolanoff, a member of the Los Angeles FBI Cybersquad.

This is the screengrab that was posted online…

LAs FBI Cybersquad

LA's FBI Cybersquad

Tell me that’s not Windows XP in the background.

Tell me that’s not Windows XP using the Welcome screen as the login security.

Tell me that’s not a 10 year old “Matrix” green-rain screensaver running on that big beautiful monitor.

Tell me that’s not a two inch speaker hiding behind that big beautiful monitor.

Tell me that’s not a ps/2 keyboard and a “ball” mouse.

Come on FBI! I’ve got more modern tech in my garage sale pile! Spend some money! Put some FBI-worthy security and screensavers in place! Buy your Cybersquad agents some tech that was at least manufactured in 2008!!

My sincere sympathies, agent Smolanoff.

Christmas Valentine’s?!

So there I was at the local HEB (a major southern grocery store for those of ya’ll up North). Just getting some cereal and milk. When I saw this…

Christmas Valentines 1

Christmas Valentine's 1

The Christmas trees were not pulled down yet. Wreaths were still stacked high in the front of the store. The poinsettias were still bright red and fragrant. It wasn’t even New Years’ eve’s eve’s eve yet

And there’s Cupid, already being pimped out.

Christmas Valentines 2

Christmas Valentine's 2

That’s just slightly ridiculous.

And think about this… you know they already had the chocolate hearts in stock around mid December if they are able to put the display out now. So you know those chocolates are going to be nice and tasty-fresh by February 14th.

200th post!

Just a little personal milestone here… this is the 200th post in this blog!

I remember as a kid that “issue 200” of my favorite comics usually meant something spectacular was about to happen. Some crazy new adventure would begin, some major character would get added or taken out of the storyline, or most thrilling and terrifying of all… a new writer and/or artist would start work on the next issue of the comic.

I’m still messing around with what goes where in this blog, but things are finally settling into a somewhat stable pattern. My sincere thanks to everyone who has been reading along this whole time!

And now, thanks to CoverBroswer.com, some “200th issue!” eye candy from my childhood…