I saw this in a BMW dealer’s parking lot recently…

Kung-Fu BMW. Whoa.

This ought to strike terror into the hearts of just about everybody for Halloween. Allow me to present… Vampire zombie ghost clown.

Sooo… seltzer spritzer bottle filled with holy water? Rubber wooden stake? A shotgun with little red noses as buckshot? Batarang upside the head? An exorcism with the “Circus!” theme playing in the background?

The power of the big top compels you!! The power of the big top compels you!!

So I was at the local WalMart checking out the ginormous 52″ HDTVs when I saw this amazing new setup…

Apparently, the best display stand for an 36″ LG HDTV is a 36″ Sony HDTV!

Glass side up!

You can’t see it in these photos, but there were some deep arc-shaped scratches in the Sony HDTV. Apparently somebody pivoted the LG HDTV while it was on top of the Sony HDTV more than a few times.

And here I thought a basic 50″ wall mount was expensive! Who knew it was actually the cheaper option!

I was out with my gorgeous wife at a local WalMart this last Saturday and I saw this three-hole-punched folder in the school supplies display in the front of the store.

The headline says “What startling shock awaits the Dynamic Duo… and you!!”

Batman is pulling a curtain back, pointing at a woman wearing a skintight costume (or something less). We can’t see who he’s pointing to, but the shadow of the woman is making the “come here” gesture (that or she’s holding something invisible).

Robin is in shock, and says…

“No, Batman! It’s not true… It can’t be!”

Batman says…

“You better believe it, Robin. That’s the way it has to be.”

Check it out…

Dude. Seriously. I’m still laughing.

Here’s the back of the folder. It’s a real product from DC comics.

And of course I bought it!

I was out having dinner with my beautiful wife late last night, and as we were walking around afterwards we were both stunned when we saw this…

Christmas decorations. At a retail store. For sale. In mid-August.

Dude. Hurricane season isn’t over! The turkey for Thanksgiving is still happily trotting around at the farm! The Halloween decorations are still in storage! Are retailers truly this desperate?!?

Ok, I think that was a cool robot ornament, but I didn’t buy it on principle, dammit!!

I was out and around with my wife when we saw this ropas (used clothing) store about 30 seconds from the Mexico border on the US side. Check out the name brands they carry!

Searz? Masys? USADA approved clothing? Seriously?

Yep. It’s a real store alright.

Crazy.