While going through my magazine pile this week, I saw an article on Food Business News that McDonald’s is adding energy drinks to their menu.

I was hoping Food Business News accidentally posted an early April Fool’s article, but nope. Fortune and Bloomberg confirmed it.

How on earth do you decide to add energy drinks to an already over-the-top menu? Seriously? Here’s your 600 calorie burger and 400 calorie fries… oh, hey, how about something to kick your heart up a notch to go with it?

I imagine the meeting went something like this…