Where have I been? Ask the little blue whale!

There was no Friday posts and no Saturday “News the Mainstream Media Missed” post this week because of this diabolical contraption…

I know what you’re thinking. “Ha! That little thing? It doesn’t look so bad!”

Oooooooo but you’d be wrong there. This little contraption will snatch your whole weekend away, all the while accompanied by little-baby-nephew-and-baby-niece screams of delight.

It also, apparently, has the ability to temporarily regress grown adults back to a single-digit age.

I finally subdued the monster late late late last night. But I have a sneaking suspicion it will be back again this Saturday.

Back to work!