My thoughts on Black Friday…

We need you to wait in the elements overnight and get into physical altercations with borderline psychotics to feed the homeless.
YOU’RE CRAZY! WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO DO THAT?

We need you to wait in the elements overnight and get into physical altercations with borderline psychotics to save $20 on a TV.
HOT DAMN! CAN I DO THAT EVERY YEAR? SIGN ME UP!