Mickey D’s? BK? Meh. How’s this for a restaurant name?

OK, let’s say you want to open a restaurant. Something that features a pretty universal comfort food. Something easy, something that people understand, and you want to do it right across from a local university campus. What would you name such an establishment?

MKKs restaurant

MKK's restaurant

Mother KlucKer’s. Oooooh yeah. Jackpot.