CISA as explained by the Joker

CISA as explained by the Joker

CISA was just signed into law on the same day the new Star Wars movie came out.

CISA was attached to the Omnibus “keep the lights on” spending bill, flew through congress and was signed by the president. Few people knew about it, and even fewer people said anything online as it was happening.

Meanwhile, the Star Wars movie has hundreds of thousands of people rage posting on social websites in a relentless and concentrated attempt to block “spoilers” from getting out.

And, once again, to everyone mad at Obama for sneaking CISA into the Omnibus bill, you do realize this was done by a Republican controlled congress, right? Both congress and/or Obama could have raised hell about CISA in the Omnibus bill and the gross loss of our online privacy. Neither did.

Welcome to the new world of no online privacy and warrant-less searches. Enjoy the movie.

Pharmaceuticals Found in Grocery Fish Fillets

One of the magazines in my massive reading pile is LCGC. (Chromatography! Long story. Don’t ask.)

ANYHOW, in a recent article, they found something particularly nasty showing up in some grocery fish fillets.

Meds.

Not meds like the fish swam up with little Tylenol pills duct-taped to their fins, but meds IN their system. Specifically, “anti-histamines and compounds used to medicate anxiety and seizures.”

While they don’t list the grocery stores they sampled these fish from, the big AHOOOOOGAH part is they have already traced where the source of the meds are coming from.

Improperly filtered waste water.

The med-laced water is coming from “wastewater treatment plants that are not commonly designed to eliminate the drugs because they are non-regulated water contaminants.”

In other words, existing waste water treatment plants are NOT set up to handle filtering out pharmaceutical particles, and are returning water to the ocean and water tables as “clean” when it really isn’t.

So, to put the AHOOOOOGAH in English…

  • Waste water treatment plants DO NOT FILTER OUT PHARMACEUTICAL MEDICAL DRUG PARTICLES because they are not listed as “water contaminants”
  • The meds are coming from people via improperly disposed of meds that are either flushed or washed away
  • Waste water full of pharmaceuticals are being piped back into the ocean, water tables and city drinking supplies
  • Medically contiminated food is already at the grocery stores
  • And, to top it off, scientists are actually worried about this and say “this study highlights the need for further investigation into emerging contaminants including non-regulated pharmaceuticals and personal care products.”

Expect this to take off once a major news outlet picks up on it. All they have to do is start with the fact that waste water treatment plants DO NOT FILTER OUT PHARMACEUTICAL MEDICAL DRUG PARTICLES and go from there! Fun!

The science and their findings are at their website here.

Sweet Leaf tea, the one with a cartoon grandmother on the label, is being recalled

I know a few people who drink Sweet Leaf tea, so this came as a big surprise.

According to a FDA release, the makers of Sweet Leaf Tea is pulling all of their 16 ounce glass bottles off the shelves “because of the possible presence of glass fragments”.

Surprise crunchiness in a drink? Usually not a good thing.

The recall affects pretty much everything they have, including…

  • Raspberry
  • Half and Half Lemonade Tea
  • Original
  • Green Tea w/Citrus
  • Peach
  • Mint & Honey

You can see the full table of the recalled items at the FDA website, or on Sweet Leaf Tea’s website here.

To the 9/11 jet fuel conspiracy folks – please watch this video

To everyone who still says 9/11 was an inside job since “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams”, please watch this little 2 minute video.

 

Steel strength can be compromised at temperatures FAR below its’ melting point.

To put it in “kitchen” terms, grab a big handful of spaghetti. Tie the bunch together with a little string, and stand them straight up on their end. Now put a salt shaker on top. It holds the weight!

Now put that handful of spaghetti in a pot of boiling water for just three minutes. Take them out and try the same thing again.

Water can’t melt pasta. The spaghetti isn’t melted, but its’ strength has been significantly compromised and the salt shaker will not hold anymore.

So, to sum up….

  • Terrorists suck and need to be express-laned to Valhalla
  • That guy in the video has an awesome shop
  • I need to walk away when people start talking about conspiracy theories

EDIT: There’s also this video from National Geographic. Jump to 3:48 for the short version.

McDonald’s added Monster energy drinks to their menu

While going through my magazine pile this week, I saw an article on Food Business News that McDonald’s is adding energy drinks to their menu.

I was hoping Food Business News accidentally posted an early April Fool’s article, but nope. Fortune and Bloomberg confirmed it.

How on earth do you decide to add energy drinks to an already over-the-top menu? Seriously? Here’s your 600 calorie burger and 400 calorie fries… oh, hey, how about something to kick your heart up a notch to go with it?

I imagine the meeting went something like this…

 

McDonalds is seriously selling energy drinks now

TRUMP OR LEX LUTHOR

You tell me…

  • Bald megalomaniac who hates aliens
  • Believes in torture and thinks it’s ok to use on his enemies
  • Promises to “save the world” from the people actually doing it
  • Glares and talks down to people he doesn’t agree with
  • Comes up with world changing plans that only sound good in a comic book

Just ONCE I would like a presidential candidate, ANY presidential candidate, that isn’t nuts, have skeletons in their closet AND aren’t bought and paid for.

About that Syrian M&M image…

About that Syrian M&M thing
Got tired of seeing that Syrian M&M image floating around. So I made this as a simple counter point.

To everyone saying the solution is to ban or turn away all Syrian refugees, let me ask you a few questions…

  • Have you considered using the refugees AGAINST the supposed ISIS infiltrators? You know… roll out the red carpet, make them feel at home, show them how wonderful America really is/can be?
  • All this talk from certain people about monitoring and observing refugees and certain religions… that doesn’t sound Orwellian at all? If someone said “mandatory IDs” and “cameras in churches” in any other context, what would your reaction be?
  • How many people from foreign countries do you know? Or have you known? Seriously?

Let the fireballs commence!

My thoughts on Black Friday…

We need you to wait in the elements overnight and get into physical altercations with borderline psychotics to feed the homeless.
YOU’RE CRAZY! WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO DO THAT?

We need you to wait in the elements overnight and get into physical altercations with borderline psychotics to save $20 on a TV.
HOT DAMN! CAN I DO THAT EVERY YEAR? SIGN ME UP!

Windows 7 blinking black login failure with touchscreen PCs 11/11/15

If you update your touchscreen-enabled PCs running Windows 7 automatically, you’re in for a really bad day today. 

Windows released an update that completely screws up touchscreen PCs. When you click on a user to login, you will see a black flash on screen, then get kicked back to the login screen in an infinite loop. There’s no way in. 

Here’s the fix…

  • Click the red icon in the lower right and choose REBOOT
  • When the PC starts up and before the WINDOWS logo appears, press F8 repeatedly
  • In the black screen that appears, choose REPAIR WINDOWS
  • Eventually a list of choices will appear. Choose RESTORE MY PC TO AN EARLIER TIME
  • In the next window that appears, click the SHOW MORE RESTORE OPTIONS at the bottom
  • Choose a restore at least a week prior and click NEXT
  • WAIT while Windows restores your system
  • When it completes, regardless of what it says, choose REBOOT

After an agonizingly long wait, your PC will boot back to normal. 

Nice one Microsoft. Nobody in Redmond have a damn touchscreen to beta these on?

Don’t eat at Jack In The Box. Ever. (RePost)

Don’t eat at Jack In The Box. Ever.

This is their grilled chicken salad from the McAllen 1601 S 23rd St location. Two slices of old rubber chicken, slime under the slices on the salad, and muck on the lid where it touched the chicken.


Don't eat at Jack In The Box. Ever. This is their grilled chicken salad from the McAllen 1601 S 23rd St location. Two slices of old rubber chicken, slime under the slices on the salad, and muck on the lid where it touched the chicken.


Don't eat at Jack In The Box. Ever. This is their grilled chicken salad from the McAllen 1601 S 23rd St location. Two slices of old rubber chicken, slime under the slices on the salad, and muck on the lid where it touched the chicken.


Don't eat at Jack In The Box. Ever. This is their grilled chicken salad from the McAllen 1601 S 23rd St location. Two slices of old rubber chicken, slime under the slices on the salad, and muck on the lid where it touched the chicken.