I’ve decided to stop re-tweeting everything on Thursdays. It’s taking up too much blog space where “real” articles should go, and it’s easy enough to follow me on twitter.

Every Tuesday I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This week on Twitter…

• Mis-remembered famous Empire Strikes Back quote as “strong enough to wrestle the ears off a Brumak.” Gears of Star Wars? #nerdoverdrive (29 Mar)

• AT&T is sucking more than usual. One bar, dropped calls, and an O instead of 3G. Their “4G network” is 4Giggles. #at&tsucks (29 Mar)

• GOW2 had a surprise at end of credits. I totally know what’s coming in GOW3 just from that. How do you break into writing for games anyhow? (28 Mar)

• Waiting for re-visit of a/c repair and finished Gears of War 2. Epic game all the way through. Might break my rule and buy 3 at full price. (28 Mar)

• Random thought: I wonder how many budding comedians’ careers were tragically cut short because they got therapy instead of an audience. (27 Mar)

• Oh captain! My cupcake captain! The snacks we sought are won! #hostesscrack yfrog.com/h7892yxj (26 Mar)

Hostess Crack!

• TIL there’s now a product called BUBBA BURGER. Strangely tempted. yfrog.com/gyv20phj (26 Mar)

Bubba Burger!

• Last pic. Plane crossed over its’ own path. Almost looks like a figure 8. Strange. yfrog.com/gygt2azpj (26 Mar)

Plane U turn 2

• I was having a garage sale with relatives earlier and saw a plane make a very sharp turn. Contrail is U shaped. yfrog.com/h27yycjj (26 Mar)

Plane U turn

• 7 hours into Gears Of War 2. Flamethrowers! Incredible graphics! And a hell of a side story with Dom. GOW2 might pull me back into gaming. (25 Mar)

• One hour in. Highly impressed with Gears of War 2. Already used up my monthly allotment of swearing. Sniper rifle and chainsaw FTW. (25 Mar)

• Heavily caffeinated. Waiting for a/c repair to arrive. Playing Gears of War 2 for the first time. DOM! LETS GO! (25 Mar)

• A very expensive envelope arrived today. That’s a $2,600 DVD in my hand. yfrog.com/h4gvnarj (23 Mar)

Expensive dvd!

• Jnoubiyeh (Sarah Abdallah) RT  The bombing of Gaza will not cause Western powers to call for a #NoFlyZone. It will cause them to write more checks for Israel’s “security.” (23 Mar)

• Wow. Just installed Firefox 4. Massive improvement. #fx4 (22 Mar)

Every Tuesday I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This week (aaaand the week before) on Twitter…

• You know you are #trulyloved when 7 years passes in one happy heartbeat! (Sun Mar 20 17:38:07 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)

• Modified my little puppy dog so he has 16mb of storage! Lazy Sunday science FTW! http://t.co/mKYf5tp (Sun Mar 20 15:18:13 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)

16 MB PUPPY!

• Tokyo Electric, which owns the Fukushima plant in Japan, wants to build a South Texas reactor in 2012. News to me! http://t.co/IByzdC9 (Thu Mar 17 23:14:57 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)

• I’ve got one @abobrow : Greendale was never certified. Classes didn’t count. Can explain 6th and 7th seasons. #futureCommunitygimmicks (Thu Mar 17 22:46:23 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)

• Random pic of Brownsville’s skies today. http://dailybooth.com/u/8em44 (Tue Mar 15 14:46:17 2011 via DailyBooth)

Random Brownsville Skies

• Road trip week (work based). Already at 7 hours ttl and it’s only Tuesday! (Tue Mar 15 12:44:01 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)

• gbrumfiel Understanding the radiation numbers at Fukushima (and Sieverts explained): http://j.mp/gIatfF (Tue Mar 15 08:21:48 2011 via bitly Retweeted by RoyceEddington and 100+ others)

• georgemaschke @BarackObama, if the abusive pre-trial treatment of Bradley #Manning is okay with you, you are not okay with me. #election2012 (Mon Mar 14 04:39:44 2011 via web Retweeted by RoyceEddington and 100+ others)

• mattyglesias Sad statement about America that P.J. Crowley is the one being forced to resign over Bradley Manning. (Sun Mar 13 12:01:16 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by RoyceEddington and 100+ others)

• I think insomniacs (like myself) should only be required to set our clocks fwd 30 minutes for the first week. Just to give sleep a chance! (Sun Mar 13 05:19:14 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)

• Candycoated tires. Scented water. Bogart and Pryor having a cigar on the bridge of the Enterprise. Fever dreams are funny AFTER they pass! (Sun Mar 13 01:33:27 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)

• LandyEddington In leaps and bounds we spring-foward tonight! Ugh! Sleep-in Sunday! (Sat Mar 12 21:51:19 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by RoyceEddington)

• I think when a piece of tech is picked as a store demo unit, it’s like they won the death penalty… http://dailybooth.com/u/8cwff (Sat Mar 12 19:05:24 2011 via DailyBooth)

Won the Tech Death Penalty Lotto

• VoxOx Call, text, fax #Japan for FREE with @Voxox › http://vox.im/TSi2 #prayforjapan (Fri Mar 11 17:39:24 2011 via web Retweeted by RoyceEddington and 2 others)

• AndreaTOAP Scientists on CNN now is saying entire island of #Honshu #Japan moved eastward by 8 feet (2.3 m) (Fri Mar 11 12:33:09 2011 via web Retweeted by RoyceEddington and 100+ others)

• SFLRedCross Contact the US State Department 1-888-407-4747 or 202-647-5225 for inquiries on US citizens living/traveling in #Japan #tsunami (Fri Mar 11 08:23:46 2011 via web Retweeted by RoyceEddington and 100+ others)

• GeorgeTakei Offer prayer and HELP to quake and tsunami victims in Japan. Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10. Pls RT. (9:00 AM Mar 11th via HootSuite Retweeted by RoyceEddington and 100+ others)

• 8000 mg Cheratussin + 1200 mg Tylenol + Boiling Hot Shower + 2xCoffee (black) > Raging Cough + Fever + Stuffed Up Nose. #backtoworkdammit (10:10 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone)

• Fever visions! (AKA free rides on the Wonkatania. Allll aboaaaaard!!) Turning off iPhone and everything else that can tweet for safety. (6:27 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone)

• CrisisCamp NOAA: #Tsunami Travel Time Map http://1.usa.gov/i4pPbJ #eqjp #smem (2:54 AM Mar 11th via TweetDeck Retweeted by RoyceEddington and 100+ others)

• #ghettoconstruction company fixed the water line they snapped. Will patch holes in my home this week. Glad I was home sick today! (1:05 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone)

• OMG! Cheratussin is total STFU for coughs!! Where has this magic syrup been all my life?? Prescription only, but totally worth it! (11:20 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone)

• #ghettoconstruction company next door just snapped my water line and anchored nails on my home to support their framing. Surprise! I’m home! (5:12 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone)

• Reading Guillermo Del Toro’s “The Strain” at 3 am by kindle-light when my dog decides my bare foot needs a growling pounce. Hijinks ensue. (6:50 AM Mar 9th via Twitter for iPhone)

Every Tuesday I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This week on Twitter…

• Free luggage tags at KLM Facebook : http://t.co/SE3xWJQ (8 Mar)

• Life’s great mysteries #497: Why do people say “watch your head” to someone after they’ve already konked their skull? (8 Mar)

• Awwwww yeaaaaahhhhh! Dinnah time! http://dailybooth.com/u/89wcj (7 Mar)

Awwwww yeaaaaahhhhh! Dinnah time!

• Dreamt a man in a suit was screaming “Do not toil in obscurity! Obscure in totality!” I threw a pie in his face. Not sure if that was Zen. (7 Mar)

• Charlie Sheen says he will cut people’s “throats, and their children’s”? Funny and confident just crossed into psycho. http://goo.gl/RLcjl (7 Mar)

• Bag of peanuts has a warning the bag and contents were produced in a facility that processes nuts. NO WAY DUDE!! yfrog.com/h0izyibj (6 Mar)

Nuts!

• When both the cats and the dogs stop to stare, I know it’s time to quit what I’m doing because I’m about to get seriously hurt. (6 Mar)

• Dreamt a horror d-grade movie idea: “Follow Me”. Tweets written by ghosts make you go insane if read. I’ve seen worse. Call me Hollywood. (6 Mar)

• Last of circusness. Sawdust + fresh cotton candy + acrobats + big animals = old school bliss. yfrog.com/gz8l2taj (5 Mar)

Elephant!!

• I uploaded a YouTube video — Qik – Mobile video by  http://youtu.be/19NSOQhCW1I?a (5 Mar)

• ! LIVE VIDEO ! http://qik.ly/HNWCv #qik (5 Mar)

• More Circusness! yfrog.com/h3zi1pwj (5 Mar)

More Circusness

• I uploaded a YouTube video — Qik – Mobile video by  http://youtu.be/qDGv18TWnVs?a (5 Mar)

• I got your tigers right here! Live vid! yfrog.us/1avmfz (5 Mar)

• ! LIVE VIDEO ! http://qik.ly/HNUfj #qik (5 Mar)

• Some people wear perfume like mashed potatoes wear gravy. (5 Mar)

• Diet zen : the only thing worse than wasting your time is wasting your heart. (5 Mar)

• I’ve figured out the @charIiesheen craze. The man is happy AND confident. You can argue everything else, but H&C is rare nowadays. (5 Mar)

• There’s really such a thing as “Tactical Balls”. Sold in threes – not pairs. YT Vid http://goo.gl/ueqQR and buy at http://goo.gl/nACPS (3 Mar)

• Defense sec. Gates: “A no-fly zone begins with an attack on Libya.” And I’m sure we will be welcomed with flowers, too. http://bit.ly/gWagLy (2 Mar)

• @nytimes Did P.S. 22 Singers Ruin the Oscars? http://nyti.ms/h2MRHP : Yes! They reminded everyone there’s a pesky “reality” thing going on. (1 Mar)

• Forgive me #ChickFilA, for I have sinned. http://dailybooth.com/u/85rw3 (1 Mar)

Forgive me ChickFilA

Every Tuesday I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This week on Twitter… two posts? TWO? Can I get my twitter license revoked for that?

• #Lipton Tea is trying too hard with their latest bottle art. http://dailybooth.com/u/81nyb (23 Feb)

Lipton? You're trying too hard.

• #Lipton Tea is trying too hard with their latest bottle art part 2. http://dailybooth.com/u/81rb1 (23 Feb)

Lipton? You're still trying too hard.

Every Tuesday I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This week on Twitter…

• Fast food fix! http://dailybooth.com/u/80rrx (21 Feb)

Fast Food Fix

• Newest tech: #Kindle 3G + WiFi. The #iPad 30% “only through us” BS was one of the big reasons for… http://dailybooth.com/u/7za4o (19 Feb)

Kindle!

• My Ploom travel kit with “gold” and “naked”. http://dailybooth.com/u/7ygml (18 Feb)

Ploom Travel Kit

• @Ploom reload got here just in time for the weekend. Awesome product!! http://yfrog.com/gzaj3nvj (18 Feb)

Ploom Reload

• Diet zen: There’s always another option. It may be tough to find or hard to experience, but there’s always another option. (17 Feb)

• End of an era. A German company now owns the #NewYorkStockExchange. Expect lots of “For Rent” signs in NYC soon. http://bloom.bg/i1VV3X (15 Feb)

Every Tuesday I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This week on Twitter…

• My dog’s reaction to me falling off a ladder: OH! ARE YOU OK MASTER? KISS! KISS! — My cat’s reaction: Well that was more stupid than usual. (February 14th via Twitter for iPhone)

• Tonight’s insomnia thought: We’re eventually going to need to find a way to stop the black hole in the galaxy’s center from squishing us. (2:38 AM Feb 13th via Twitter for iPhone)

• I dreamt I got a fairy godfather. He granted me anything I wanted as long as I gave him 70% as a “donation” to the local fairy union. (7:52 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for iPhone)

• @billamend My system: all illustrated and “I have a story about that” on bookshelf. Unread go in box-of-holding. Kindle all text only books. (6:14 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to billamend)

• Random revelation at a “Ofrendas del Corazon” charity auction I’m attending: It’s better to invest in the future than waste on the past. (6:21 PM Feb 11th via Twitter for iPhone)

• More useless revelations. “Hosni Mubarak” is an anagram for “Oh I Snub Karma” AND “An amok hubris”. Explains absolutely nothing #Egypt. (8:35 PM Feb 10th via web)

• Just had a completely useless revelation. “Hosni Mubarak” is an anagram for “Oh I Snub Karma”. (8:27 PM Feb 10th via web)

• Thanks to the @SouthPark “Creme Fraiche” episode (http://j.mp/cTKKJ1), I can’t look at these things the same way. http://yfrog.com/hsllbsxj (12:52 PM Feb 9th via Twitter for iPhone)

Shake weight

Every Tuesday I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This week on Twitter…

• Movie question: When has screaming WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS at a bad guy made them stop, drop their weapon and go “Geez I’m glad you asked.” (Feb 7 via Twitter for iPhone)

• Diet Zen #2: Waiting for the “perfect” moment to act on something you’ve always wanted is like waiting for superpowers before doing good. (Feb 7 via Twitter for iPhone)

• Diet Zen: Waiting for the “perfect” moment to act on something you’ve always wanted is like waiting for a fire to become a firefighter. (Feb 7 via Twitter for iPhone)

• @nbccommunity FLAC, the auralwizard. Surrounded by faint music shield for +3 oblivious. Can infect with earworm on 10+ roll #communityDnD (Feb 7 via Twitter for iPhone)

• @nytimes: what do I think of the #superbowl? The teams belong. The commercials shouldn’t have made it past the division playoffs. #nytsb. (6:18 PM Feb 6th via Twitter for iPhone)

• Drunken rambling or 80s song: “Fire in the ice, naked to the T-bone / Is a lover’s disguise, banging on the head drum”: 80s! (1:47 PM Feb 6th via Twitter for iPhone)

• Diet Zen: 5 billion years ago none of the parts that would eventually become us were on this planet. Some people still aren’t all here. (1:46 PM Feb 6th via Twitter for iPhone)

• Why does sudden hyper-awareness of my own mortality come around 3 am when I can’t sleep? Come again at noon! And bring a double whopper. (2:13 AM Feb 6th via Twitter for iPhone)

• Bumper sticker from the future: “Lose weight the Guantanamo way! Ask me how!” (4:56 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for iPhone)

• @KelleeMaize The #ff stands for “Follow Friday”. Every Friday, some people post who they think everyone should follow. Congratulations! (12:27 AM Feb 5th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KelleeMaize)

• It’s snowing in south Padre Island right now http://bit.ly/i7YBAA #Firsttimeforeverything (8:36 AM Feb 3rd via web)

• Supposed Mubarak supporters were actually his security forces. Rode into the crowd on horses and attacked with whips. http://bit.ly/g6j1U4 (2:11 PM Feb 2nd via bitty)

• @nytimes: #Egypt update, day 9: Pro-Mubarak forces turn out. http://nyti.ms/fIJygK – just now? Did they have to take a bus in? (8:00 AM Feb 2nd via Twitter for iPhone)

• Rolling blackouts are real. Several city blocks are now in the dark. Mine included. #texasrollingblackouts (7:57 AM Feb 2nd via Twitter for iPhone)

• Blackouts to hit Houston, Dallas, Ft Worth, San Antonio, Austin, Corpus Christi, Abilene and the Rio Grande Valley. @ http://bit.ly/hoZbQB (7:23 AM Feb 2nd via bitly)

• Texas Electric Reliability Council just ordered rotating blackouts across the state. State power demand too much. @ http://bit.ly/hiFBHJ (7:21 AM Feb 2nd via bitty)

Every Tuesday (** and occasionally on a Wednesday!) I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This week on Twitter…

• No home in the Texas valley has a chimney / fireplace. This cold front with a 5 degree wind chill is gonna kick a lot of asses down here. (2 Feb)

• Wrapping the pipes. To keep them from freezing. In the Texas valley. #firsttimeforeverything (1 Feb)

• @themusicninja: [Hip/Hop] Adele – Rolling In The Deep (Jamie xx Remix) feat. Childish Gambino – aka @MrDonaldGlover – themusicninja.com/hiphop-adele-r… (1 Feb)

• Prince Royce? There’s a real Prince Royce? If i knew you could copyright a name I woulda done mine years ago! http://yfrog.com/h0bditj (31 Jan)

Prince Royce?

• Got too much monkey butt? Get Anti Monkey Butt! A real product! http://yfrog.com/h2ytsipj (31 Jan)

Anti Monkey-Butt

• Happy happy happy happy birthday to my gorgeous and brilliant wife!! (30 Jan)

• Comparing CNN to #AlJazeera news like comparing a dollar store squirt gun to a hurricane. http://english.aljazeera.net/ (30 Jan)

• @melissakchan Melissa Chan – In US: Dish Network and DirecTV temporarily airing Al Jazeera. It can be found on channel 9410 on Dish Network and 375 on DirecTV. (30 Jan)

• Is it me or is the US pulling a Don King with Egypt? “We’ve always been big fans and supporters of the winner! Yes indeed!” (28 Jan)

• I liked a YouTube video — HAWAII FIVE-O 2010: “OPENING THEME” http://youtu.be/kKzrwOjwalA?a (28 Jan)

• Diet zen: Some men just want to watch the world burn. Far too many men also like to sit on their butts and just bitch about it happening. (26 Jan)

• Drove by a nursing home with a locked gate and a barbed wire fence all around it. Adding Geritol and Metamucil to my grocery list. (26 Jan)

Every Tuesday (** and occasionally on a Wednesday!) I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This week on Twitter…

• I’m at the age where I can wear comfortable and expensive clothes over tight and cool clothes. Dammit. (25 Jan)

• I tried growing my hair out this last year. I wanted “rockstar”. I got “homeless muppet”. Can you sue your own DNA? (24 Jan)

• Practical joke that needs to be invented: Rubber Piñatas. (21 Jan)

• Is it a law every mall has to have a knife / blade store? (20 Jan)

• It’s 59 in the Texas Valley right now. I’m in short sleeves and sandals. Everyone else in thick jackets. Arctic gear should show around 40s. (20 Jan)

• WalMart sells PROMO DVDs? Like what the studios send out for review? http://yfrog.com/h2h9uvj (20 Jan)

PROMO DVDs?

• Dear SPCA: I’ll donate to “bring a puppy home from the war” if you bring a soldier home with every animal too. http://yfrog.com/h37jgtvj (19 Jan)

Forget the animals! Bring home the soldiers!

• Motivational spkr said there are some questions with no answers. I asked if there were answers that have no questions. Oh yes- he hates me. (19 Jan)