Every Tuesday (** and occasionally on a Wednesday!) I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This week on Twitter…

• I’m at the age where I can wear comfortable and expensive clothes over tight and cool clothes. Dammit. (25 Jan)

• I tried growing my hair out this last year. I wanted “rockstar”. I got “homeless muppet”. Can you sue your own DNA? (24 Jan)

• Practical joke that needs to be invented: Rubber Piñatas. (21 Jan)

• Is it a law every mall has to have a knife / blade store? (20 Jan)

• It’s 59 in the Texas Valley right now. I’m in short sleeves and sandals. Everyone else in thick jackets. Arctic gear should show around 40s. (20 Jan)

• WalMart sells PROMO DVDs? Like what the studios send out for review? http://yfrog.com/h2h9uvj (20 Jan)

PROMO DVDs?

• Dear SPCA: I’ll donate to “bring a puppy home from the war” if you bring a soldier home with every animal too. http://yfrog.com/h37jgtvj (19 Jan)

Forget the animals! Bring home the soldiers!

• Motivational spkr said there are some questions with no answers. I asked if there were answers that have no questions. Oh yes- he hates me. (19 Jan)