Shakespeare’s chocolate holiday pretzels are re-labeled Archer Farms pretzels from Target! [PHOTOS]

So my gorgeous wife and I were enjoying our weekend together, and as we were cleaning up the house, we came across this container waaaaaay in the back of our cabinets.

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“Shakespeare’s (Much Ado About) chocolate holiday pretzels”

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We thought about throwing out the container, but it was pretty sturdy, and my wife said we could use it for storing all the miscellaneous stuff we keep finding as we unpack.

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So as we proceeded to peel the label off the pretzel package, we saw there was another label underneath.

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It wasn’t a small label, but one that wrapped all the way around the container.

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We carefully pulled the outer label up and over to reveal…

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Shakespeare’s (Much Ado About) chocolate holiday pretzels is nothing more than re-labeled Archer Farms pretzels.

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Archer Farms is Target’s “in store” generic food brand.

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DUN DUN DUUNNNNN!!!!!

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Guys…. come on! If you’re going to do this retail bait-and-markup-300% switch, at least peel the previous company’s label off before putting your own label on!!

Finally! The Wall Street Journal! [PHOTO]

Finally! After years of going without…

The Wall Street Journal - the print edition! In my hands! In deeeeeeep south Texas!!


Laugh if you want. When I first moved down here to the Texas valley, getting this newspaper was not possible. Seriously. There was only the option of “Sundays only”, and even then the paper was not always delivered on Sundays!

But finally…. FINALLY… I can read the Wall Street Journal! The current edition! Every day! At 5:30 AM!

Glory Hallelujah!

The New York Times still has delivery “2 days after publication” for my area, and that’s not acceptable. The Chicago Tribune only has their electronic edition for my area, and The Washington Post only has their “e-replica” paper, which I don’t want either.

But for now, I’m stupidly happy. Seriously. This has made my week.

Nooooooo! Christmas decorations in mid-August! [PHOTOS]

I was out having dinner with my beautiful wife late last night, and as we were walking around afterwards we were both stunned when we saw this…

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Christmas decorations. At a retail store. For sale. In mid-August.

Dude. Hurricane season isn’t over! The turkey for Thanksgiving is still happily trotting around at the farm! The Halloween decorations are still in storage! Are retailers truly this desperate?!?

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Ok, I think that was a cool robot ornament, but I didn’t buy it on principle, dammit!!

Review of Apple’s, InCase’s and Belkin’s iPad cases [PHOTOS]

Preface : there’s a TL;DR at the end.

Long version : I’ve been working with over 30 iPads for about a month now in the corporate world, and I’ve got to say, it has been an interesting experience.

The number one problem I have with the iPad right out the box is that you just can’t hold the darn thing for prolonged periods since it has a smooth aluminum-like back and a glass-like front. I think the iPad just isn’t ergonomic at all.

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While I think “pressing” a simple recessed finger / palm space on the back of every iPad would solve the problem (or even “dimpling” the back of every iPad in a very tight “U” pattern), I know Apple never trades design for functionality.

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Since I didn’t want any of the iPads saying “howdy” to terra firma, I decided to buy three iPad cases for myself and a three iPad cases for each corporate location to see which one was the best. I bought Apple’s iPad case, Incase’s Convertible Book Jacket iPad case, and Belkin’s Grip Swell iPad case. Here’s what I found….


*** APPLE’S IPAD CASE ***

The first case I put on the iPad was the one from Apple.

Right up front, the case feels like some very high-tech industrialized rubber/hard-plastic hybrid. I honestly think this is what the “Dark Knight” Batman suit is made of.

Getting the iPad into the Apple case was a bit snug, but once it was in, there was no “wiggle” space and the iPad felt like it wasn’t going anywhere once it got in there.

Apple iPad insert 01


Tucking the long flap under the iPad seals the case…

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…and the iPad is ready to go.

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Looking on the outside of the iPad, the case allows full open access to the docking port on the bottom of the iPad…

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… the headphone and sleep button on top…

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…and the volume and rotation-lock buttons on the side.

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The cover flap is slightly smaller than the edge of the case, but it still fully covers the iPad screen and is actually a brilliant design (I’ll explain why when I get to the InCase review).

The Apple iPad case also has a small flap on the back that allows you to swing the cover back around and tuck the cover flap securely into it.

Apple iPad Back Catch


You can use this flap to stand the iPad up for reading or passive activities…

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…or lay it down like a raised keyboard for gaming and more input-intense activities.

Apple iPad Laying Down


Depending on what you’re doing on the iPad, this is a very useful feature, and most of the corporate locations said it came in very handy.

Also worth mentioning is that in the time I’ve been using the Apple iPad case and tucking and un-tucking the cover into the back, the back flap hasn’t lost any of its’ strength. I am worried eventually it might start to move away from the back, but so far, even in the heavy-use corporate environments I had it in, they have been a resounding success.

Now for the “bad” things…

First, the main problem all of the corporate locations had with the Apple iPad case is that it doesn’t offer a lot of “bumper” protection along the sides and edges of the iPad. Yes, it feels like Batman’s suit, but no one thought that Apple’s iPad case would prevent any damage from a drop of about two feet or more. Every corporate location preferred the “secure” feel of the InCase Convertible Book Jacket for their daily use. (more on the InCase next)

The other problem I have with the Apple iPad case is simply aesthetic… it’s a major dirt magnet.

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These photos show what the Apple iPad case looks like after a week’s worth of use in an industrial environment with no cleaning.

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The good news is that dirt and spills almost always clean off. The bad news is that if you want your Apple iPad case to keep looking new, you’re going to be cleaning this case constantly.

The Apple iPad case is very pretty, sports a very modern design, adds almost zero heft and girth to the iPad, and offers some decent elemental protection. It’s a great buy, and I think it is perfect for individuals, high-end “sheltered” corporate use and activities that don’t involve warehouses and industrial environments.

I rate the Apple iPad Case case 4.5 out of 5 stars.

Apple? If you treat the outer cover with something more stain resistant, I’ll change it to a five star rating.


*** INCASE’S CONVERTIBLE BOOK JACKET IPAD CASE ***

This case is like watching a heartbreaking game from your favorite team on opening day. Everything is absolutely perfect for the first half, but then…. they completely blow it at the very end. The whole game is ruined because they screwed up so badly, and in a way you just can’t believe.

First off, let me talk about getting the iPad into the Incase Convertible Book Jacket case. This case is a rigid design that doesn’t feel like you’re forcing the iPad into a rubber suit. This case is cut so perfectly that the iPad fits inside of it like a machined part. Absolutely perfect!

Once you slide in the iPad, you just close the large velcro flap on the side…

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…and the iPad is ready to go!

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The exterior of the convertible book jacket’s case is remarkable. It resisted weeks of heavy industrial use at all of the same locations the Apple iPad case was at and it still looks brand new.

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There’s a elastic band that stretches around from the back to keep the case closed when the iPad is not in use…

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… and the case has more “open” access to the docking port on the bottom of the iPad…

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…the volume and rotation lock buttons on the side of the iPad…

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…and the headphone and sleep button on the top of the iPad.

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Once again, the strength of this case is remarkable. The inside of the case allows for post-it notes and attachments for reference, and the “pleather” feel is quite pleasant to the touch. The back, sides, and cover are reinforced with heavy material that doesn’t give at all when pressed. The iPad also feels rock-solid secure in this case, and the “book” feel gives the iPad some good heft and stability.

The addition of this much bulk to the iPad may be a bit much for personal use, but for heavy high-traffic use and for industrial/corporate environments, this case gets my recommendation!

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Well… almost.

There’s one critical error that I can’t believe Incase let slip by quality control. It involves the elastic band and the cover flap.

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Incase made the cover flap flush-even with the perimeter of the case that covers the iPad (see the above photo). This would have been fine if not for the elastic strap.

After just two weeks of using the elastic strap, every single Incase Convertible Book Jacket….

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…warps. Permanently.

Even when you remove the elastic band, the warp will remain. Putting the elastic band back on doesn’t help at all.

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If you leave the iPad on, you can clearly see how bad the warp is, even with the elastic band on…

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You can always press down on the warped cover to press it back down flush with the screen and case…

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… but as soon as you let go, it will pop back up again.

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I simply can’t believe no one in Incase quality control caught this before it shipped. This bulge defeats the whole purpose of the screen cover, and makes the Incase look pretty ugly when compared to any other case.

The Incase Convertible Book Jacket a wonderful, thick, heavy case, and it feels like the iPad would be able to survive just about anything when it is tucked inside. Even though I rate this case lower than the official Apple iPad case, I would prefer this case for use in heavy-duty high-traffic high-use corporate environments. (Plus, every single store manager I work with has chosen the InCase Convertible Book Jacket for the iPads that are working in their industrial environments. They just don’t use the elastic band!)

I rate the Incase Convertible Book Jacket 3.75 out of 5 stars.

Incase? Just trim a little bit of the screen cover away from the perimeter just like Apple does with their case. That will keep the exterior flap from reaching flush with the bottom edge of the case and will also keep the cover from getting warped by the elastic band. I’ll happily give you five stars with this one major modification.


*** Belkin’s Grip Swell iPad case ***

This case is a solid bronze winner. There’s nothing wrong with this case at all! There’s just a Gold and Silver medalist in the competition.

To start with, the Grip Swell is a drop-in easy border for the iPad. There’s no cover protection at all. Just put the iPad in the center…

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…and slide the Grip Swell along the perimeter.

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Done!

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The exterior of the Grip Swell allows full access to the docking port on the bottom…

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…the rotation control on the side is exposed, but the volume control is covered by the rubber sheath.

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The headphone jack on top is exposed, but the sleep button on top is also covered by the rubber sheath.

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The back for this color variety is very easy to hold on to with one hand. I could probably use this case all day if I had to.

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The only problem with this case is that if you grab the iPad too close to the edge, the sheath will sometimes slide back with your fingers, giving you that very expensive WHOOOP CATCH THE IPAD!! feeling for a brief moment, even though it’s not really going anywhere.

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Unfortunately, no corporate location wanted these cases, mainly because the rubber perimeter seemed a bit too “giving” and there was no screen cover. I would recommend the Grip Swell for kids at home, light personal use, and some short-distance travels. The lack of a screen cover isn’t a deal breaker, but if the iPad is going to be next to or packed along with anything else, I would choose the Apple iPad case or Incase iPad case over this one.

I rate the Belkin Grip Swell iPad case 3.5 out of 5 stars.


Finally, a side-by-side comparison of the three cases…

From top to bottom, here’s the Belkin, the Apple and the Incase iPad cases.

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And from left to right, here’s the Incase, the Apple and the Belkin.

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TL:DR….

APPLE’S IPAD CASE : 4.5 OUT OF 5 STARS : USE FOR PERSONAL OR LOW-IMPACT ENVIRONMENTS. MOST ATTRACTIVE CASE OF THE BUNCH.

INCASE’S CONVERTIBLE BOOK JACKET IPAD CASE : 3.75 OUT OF 5 STARS : BEST FOR INDUSTRIAL ENVIRONMENTS. THE COVER FLAP WILL WARP UPWARDS.

BELKIN’S GRIP SWELL IPAD CASE : 3.5 OUT OF 5 STARS : USE FOR KIDS AT HOME AND LIGHT PERSONAL USE. MIGHT BEND BACK IF GRIPPED TOO CLOSE TO THE IPAD’S EDGE.

Strange red spider [PHOTO]

I’ve only seen a few of these red spiders in our yard and on our garage door, but they’re a color and texture I’ve never seen before.

Click and check out the original size to see it larger…

Red Spider

A reddish-orange abdomen with a bright yellow pattern down the center line, a faint pink cephalothorax that actually looks “raw”, and over-bristled legs. (This fellow apparently lost one on his left side.)

Maybe he just molted? Regardless, I’ve got bug-spray-the-yard duty this weekend.

First Alert Carbon Monoxide detector – from $22.99 to .25 cents!

I found this at the local HEB not too long ago and had to share. (For those of ya’ll that don’t know, HEB is a big giant supermarket chain that’s mostly in south Texas)

A big First Alert Carbon Monoxide detector marked down from $22.99 to .25 cents.

Carbon Monoxide Detector for .25 cents

When they mark stuff down for clearance, they ain’t fooling around!

Rio Grande floodway/spillway update [PHOTOS]

Yesterday me and my wife had a chance to drive over the same Rio Grande floodway/spillway that I mentioned in a previous post. She took all of the photos for me, and I think they came out great.

First up is the westward facing view as we were traveling south over the spillway. You can see in the first photo there was some overflow outside the floodway already. That little outcropping/peninsula was supposed to be the outer perimeter for this side with a straight line running West to the bridge.

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In this next photo, you can see more of where the overflow happened, as well as a the top of a STOP sign for a street that was running parallel to the floodway before it broke through.

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This next photo is about 1/4 of the way over the bridge. If you click to enlarge, you can see that’s a house on top of a hill on the right side that’s just barely above the water!

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Here is about the halfway point…

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This next photo caught a few people who were lining up on the access roads to fish off the overflow. People are still lining up despite the fact that local health departments have been running radio and TV ads telling people not to eat or fish out of the overflow because it is tainted with sewage from Mexico. This ain’t the Rio Grande, folks! It’s overflow water from Mexico and Falcon Dam!

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This next set is the “return”, heading north and facing eastward. The first photo shows part of the buildup along the side of the floodway/spillway…

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This next photo shows how close to the edge the water is. That “access road” on the side was once a vantage point to look down into the empty valley with.

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Starting across…

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Here you can see one tree that is still managing to keep it’s top above water. There were tall trees all along this area, and it will be interesting to see if any survived.

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Same tree, but a little further along.

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Two more trees that were keeping their tops dry.

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A closer photo of the trees above water.

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Further along heading North. Fortunately the power lines were set high enough so that even if the floodway overflowed, they would be undisturbed.

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Nearing the end of the floodway/spillway.

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And finally looking back over the spillway.

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The water is still pretty near the spillway’s peak, but today was the last day we are expecting rain down here, so hopefully this monster will start to drain soon. The best photos will be the “after” so everyone can see what it looked like originally.

Thanks again to my beautiful wife (who always takes better photos than I do)!

Hurricane Alex aftermath – no damage [PHOTOS]

Hurricane Alex already passed by us. Fortunately, we didn’t get any damage at all.

The hurricane is still crossing over Mexico and still has large bands of rain that swirl around and dump sheets of cold water on us. For the most part, it is clearing up pretty fast.

Hurricane Alex 2010-07-01 at 9.44.40 AM

Hurricane Alex 2010-07-01 at 9.44.40 AM

There’s still a tornado watch for the county until late tonight and there’s also some low-lying areas that are just slightly flooded. But none of this is even close to what hurricane Dolly did a few years ago.

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Alex Aftermath - Clouds photo 01

The skies alternate from suddenly becoming very dark to very bright white. When it goes white, it’s blinding to look up in any direction.

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Alex Aftermath - Clouds photo 02

Yahoo! Editorial has added my photo to their gallery!

I just got an email that Yahoo! Editorial added one of my photos to their official gallery of hurricane Alex. I’m one of only 8 photos and one video they selected.

Here’s the link to the Yahoo! Hurricane Alex gallery.

So far, hurricane Alex isn’t too bad. There’s a ton of rain and some higher-than-average wind, but nothing like hurricane Dolly. The power is still on and only flickered a few times.

I’ll upload some photos tomorrow of what things look like around town.