Every Tuesday I re-post all zee tweets that didn’t originate from this blog just to keep everything in sync.

This last week (and the holiday week before) on Twitter, I said…

  • I blame hoarding on Disney movies. Mild psychosis + too many movies = “I can’t throw anything away! They’re my friends! They’re all alive!” (Tue Jan 4 around 8AM 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • New game: drunken rambling or 80s song. Q: Shake up the picture the lizard mixture / With your dance on the eventide. A: 80s! (Mon Jan 3 11:52:56 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • As a man it’s in my DNA to yell at sporting events on TV, acquire tools I may never use, and safely eat three day old pizza and/or chinese. (Sun Jan 2 14:16:06 2011 via At Once – iPhone App)
  • Found little known semi-circles of hell: “surprise visiting relatives”, “high decibel kids’ screams” and “New Year’s migraine.” Drawing map. (Sat Jan 1 18:27:27 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • HAPPY NEW YEAR YA’LL!! (Sat Jan 1 00:04:40 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • The new years’ eve ball drop for a nearby town is on a boom crane. That’s a major upgrade from the forklift drop a few years ago. (Fri Dec 31 23:51:16 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • Just saw a neti pot in action. Dude. Who thought of waterboarding for colds and sinuses? (Fri Dec 31 20:17:35 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • New law: DJs can only say their name once every hour. Nobody can groove to constant reminders that IT’S DJ BABY BUTT IN DA HOUUUUSE!! (Fri Dec 31 11:07:32 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • What would happen if you poured boiling water into an equal amount of liquid nitrogen? Ultimate iced tea? Insomnia scientist wants to know! (Fri Dec 31 03:16:45 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • I think doctors should be given a free pass to coldclock anyone who smokes outside an ER entrance. Their looks of pure rage need an outlet. (Thu Dec 30 16:31:34 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • “@ConanOBrien: how come the Hulk’s shirt falls off, but never his pants?” Two words: atomic wedgie. His legs go blue from bad circulation. (Thu Dec 30 16:18:14 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • Light up laser gun with attached chainsaw? When I was a kid, we had to use real chainsaws! And we liked it! http://yfrog.com/h3ny0cij (Thu Dec 30 16:16:33 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
Laser Chainsaw

Laser Chainsaw

  • Saw “Knight and Day” yesterday. C+ movie / A+ quote: “Someday. That’s a dangerous word. It’s really just a code for ‘never’.” – Tom Cruise (Wed Dec 29 11:44:22 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • WSJ p.A16: “White House aides say they are working up an executive order… to hold enemy combatants indefinitely.” http://yfrog.com/h4htuqj (Tue Dec 28 19:20:43 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
WSJ Detainee

WSJ Detainee

  • RT @HuffingtonPost Man faces up to 5 years in jail for reading wife’s email http://huff.to/dP71ty (Mon Dec 27 16:24:58 2010 via web by bbosker Retweeted by RoyceEddington and 100+ others)
  • RT @TheEconomist Which American airports have the new full-body scanners? http://econ.st/g5WHWN #economist (Sun Dec 26 03:49:07 2010 via SocialFlow Retweeted by RoyceEddington and 51 others)
  • The look of awe and bliss on my godchild’s face when he “caught” Santa putting presents under the tree was epic. Already scheming for 2011. (Sat Dec 25 01:50:16 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
  • WSJ 12/21 p1: investing in other’s life insurance next big $ thing. Buy and cash in when people die. Morbid much? http://yfrog.com/h3zubij (Wed Dec 22 01:22:53 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)
Insurance Investment

Insurance Investment